Boss Brian's definitions

pathetic

A sorry, exhausted, frustrated state of mind, self-inflicted as the result of an obsession with beating one's own score in Facebook's Pathwords game

"It's 6:00 in the morning and you've already played 10 rounds of Pathwords. You're Pathetic!"

by Boss Brian July 12, 2009

in the Hamptons

A state of mind in which the person is unrealistic, verging on being delusional. Being out-of-it.

All of those people who bought those sub-prime mortgages must have been "in the Hamptons" when they did that. Or,

I was hiking in the Appalachians, hit my head on a rock, and was "in the Hamptons" for an hour or so.

by Boss Brian July 31, 2009

stuplicate

to repeat the same stupid mistake over and over again

Why did Sarah Palin stuplicate her comment about seeing Russia from her home in Alaska?

by Boss Brian May 1, 2009

thumb dancing

The highly concentrated act of manipulating ones thumbs adroitly to tap out messages on a Blackberry.

All that thumb dancing going on these days on the streets of Manhattan clog up the foot traffic as much as the gawker tourists do.

by Boss Brian June 18, 2009

conflabration

A cynical celebration of a disastrous human event

Osama Bin Laden held a conflabration in honor of the fall of The Twin Towers.

by Boss Brian May 4, 2009

talk off

to abruptly end a telephone conversation by ceasing to talk and hanging up the phone

"I was having a perfectly civil telephone conversation with Maria and she had the nerve to just talk off. That bitch!"

by Boss Brian June 23, 2009

blowtie

a common male sartorial affliction; the improperly tied bow tie

He tied yet another blowtie for last night's black tie event.

by Boss Brian May 4, 2009