The meaning of this word has its roots in quantum mechanics. In essence, when a person goes to lay a grogan in the shitter, quantum theory states that there is a finite (although very small) probability that the shitter will actually lay a grogan into the person. This occurence is very rare and it is said the victims of the Nagorg reach a deeply spiritual (and highly painful) state.
The word Nagorg applies to a grogaN in reserve, hence its name.
The word Nagorg applies to a grogaN in reserve, hence its name.
After receiving his third nagorg in as many weeks from the local dunny at the pub, Unwin promptly left town.
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Get the Vortes mug.The Rogan is an abbreviation of the "ROyal groGAN". It applies to a grogan of complete and absolute perfection in all categories of analysis. The rogan is very rare, and if in a lifetime you lay 2 or 3 of these great creations, you have led a successfull existence.
There is much debate as to whether one can lay a perfect (or royal) grogette but still not create a rogan. My personal belief is that a royal grogette does not immediately imply a rogan.
See also the shogan for the antonym of the rogan.
There is much debate as to whether one can lay a perfect (or royal) grogette but still not create a rogan. My personal belief is that a royal grogette does not immediately imply a rogan.
See also the shogan for the antonym of the rogan.
After months of practice, Dennis laid a grogan so perfect in size, beauquet and valeur it could be termed by no other word than the rogan.
by Boon September 08, 2004
Get the Rogan mug.The brocket comes from a marriage of the words broganite and rocket. Essentially the brocket is a rocket fueled by broganite used in modern warfare. Due to the immense power of the active ingredient browder (derived from black grogan brogan powder), the brocket has been known to be fired over 1000's of miles. It is a form of non-conventional warfare due to its akrid stench upon detonation, and ability to shower all in a 40mile radius with grogan remnants.
After the Palestinian Qassam rockets were successfully taken out of operation by the Israeli counter-terrorist forces, they began to use Brockets with devastating results for all caught in its path.
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Get the triatch mug.Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.
This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.
This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.
Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.
by Boon March 09, 2004
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Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.
Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.
Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.
For this example I quote from Chapter 4 subsection (c) of the Grogan Enterprises constitution:
"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.
I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."
"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.
I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."
by Boon September 08, 2004
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