Disclaimer: This is a FUCKING JOKE:
Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.
Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.
NRML MTBer: now Trek, seems like you dont produce MTBs
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.
NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.
NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.
by Boo Radley Game November 16, 2023
Aspen Mayy is a beautiful 14 year old devout christian girl (b. December 16, 2009) from Colorado who has long curly ginger hair. She was created by some board agents from the Colorado Department of Transportation artificially, so she has no parents. She stands at 6 foot 4 and weighs in at 110 lbs. Personality wise, she is shy and sweet as a person who uses autocapitalization on her smartphone and is an introvert. Aspen has a unique enjoyment of walking down highway shoulders barefoot and listening to music as she believes it is "meditating, relaxing, and calming and brings her closer to God" experience. She also reflects on her life while she mindlessly strolls down highways ranging from US285 to I-70. She usually wears loose fit rainbow t-shirts or sweaters and a pair of very short shorts. Her personality is very delicate and introverted, but she is very empathetic and always tries to find the good side of mean people.
Aspen Mayy walks down the shoulder of I-70 dressed in her usual attire: some ski goggles, a t-shirt, very short shorts, and she is barefoot. She enjoys the walk along while listening to music blurring out the indifferent drivers who merely slow down and create more space. As she walks, an angry man with a stolen pickup truck slows to confront her. This angry man is named Anthony Hardwick.
Anthony: gey you fat dumbass, stop walking down. the highway. u know cars go 8,000 mph i was speeding at 9,122 mph
Aspen: Hi.
Anthony: hi?? you are being a nuisance!! why are you barefoot also? who are your parents, lets call them
Aspen: Chill out. I am fine.
Anthony: you know, your breasts are tiny. what are you doing? pretending to be female? can I call you a he/him?
Aspen: That is so rude man. I don't have parents btw. Also that is a disgusting comment you made on me, creep.
Anthony: fine then, call 911 you should not be walking on I-70 ass-pin the loser
Aspen: Starts to cry but tries keeps her cool: Okay, I don't know why you are so bothered by what I do? You hurt my feelings!
Anthony: So what: *Starts to assault Aspen*
Aspen is powerless as her toes loose footing struggles on her back as Anthony beats Aspen. Rory nearby who happens to be bike riding on I-70 supports Aspen and calls "Oh Jamacanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: HEY! GET OFF OF THAT GIRL ANTHONY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A BEAUTIFUL MINOR!!!
Anthony: gey you fat dumbass, stop walking down. the highway. u know cars go 8,000 mph i was speeding at 9,122 mph
Aspen: Hi.
Anthony: hi?? you are being a nuisance!! why are you barefoot also? who are your parents, lets call them
Aspen: Chill out. I am fine.
Anthony: you know, your breasts are tiny. what are you doing? pretending to be female? can I call you a he/him?
Aspen: That is so rude man. I don't have parents btw. Also that is a disgusting comment you made on me, creep.
Anthony: fine then, call 911 you should not be walking on I-70 ass-pin the loser
Aspen: Starts to cry but tries keeps her cool: Okay, I don't know why you are so bothered by what I do? You hurt my feelings!
Anthony: So what: *Starts to assault Aspen*
Aspen is powerless as her toes loose footing struggles on her back as Anthony beats Aspen. Rory nearby who happens to be bike riding on I-70 supports Aspen and calls "Oh Jamacanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: HEY! GET OFF OF THAT GIRL ANTHONY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A BEAUTIFUL MINOR!!!
by Boo Radley Game November 28, 2024
LupinIIIFan: Where the fuck does SyncRapper live???
Guestwith9: He lives in Cherry Hills Community Church, which is in Highlands ranch Colorado, USA
Guestwith9: He lives in Cherry Hills Community Church, which is in Highlands ranch Colorado, USA
by Boo Radley Game May 20, 2022
Advyout is a lie and joke started by Geostorm when hisn part did not get accepted into a megacollab by GuitarHeroStyles. One day Geostorm made a asymetrical duel into advy's asymetrical duel contest, however he lost by just 1 spot. When he found out his part was NOT in the top 10, he decided to make a stupid joke abt advy being a pedophile and the GD community is sarcastic so they would believe him. Since then, Geostorm got his "revenge" as his people started to shit around on advy. The truth is the groomer was EricVanWilderman yet he famed advy for it. #advysave
Megan M: #Advyout, fuck this man
Anna: What is #advyout???
Megan M: In October 2021, advy was exposed by Zpanfee for pedophilla and rape, he still refuses to leave GD so we started #advyout
Kimberton: Correction, I did, I saw his discusting shit he said.
Anna: Fuck it whatwever, this man should be locked up for life #advyout
Sannse Cushway: What the fuck did Guitarherostyles do wrong???
Megan M: Grooming and raping others
Sannse Cushway: Stupid cunt, #advyout is a LIE spread by Geostorm! Kimberton is unbased and leftist, what shit got into you????
Anna: but he is a pedophile!
Sannse Cushway: Thats EVW stupid! now support #advyin and #advysave!!!
Megan M+Anna: NEVER! WE WILL ALWAYS #ADVYOUT!
Sannse Cushway: Alright, ill global block both of your accounts from FANDOM for disagreeing with me! advy is INNOCENT!!! he did NOTHING WRONG!!! *global blocks Megan M and Anna for spreading hate about advy via advyout*
Megan M: WHY THE FUCK AM I BLOCKED ACROSS THE FUCKIN FANDOM NETWORK???
Sannse Cushway: Advyout is a lie and joke started by Geostorm when hisn part did not get accepted into a megacollab by GuitarHeroStyles. One day Geostorm made a asymetrical duel into advy's asymetrical duel contest, however he lost by just 1 spot. When he found out his part was NOT in the top 10, he decided to make a stupid joke abt advy being a pedophile thats it! #advyin #advysave!!
Anna: What is #advyout???
Megan M: In October 2021, advy was exposed by Zpanfee for pedophilla and rape, he still refuses to leave GD so we started #advyout
Kimberton: Correction, I did, I saw his discusting shit he said.
Anna: Fuck it whatwever, this man should be locked up for life #advyout
Sannse Cushway: What the fuck did Guitarherostyles do wrong???
Megan M: Grooming and raping others
Sannse Cushway: Stupid cunt, #advyout is a LIE spread by Geostorm! Kimberton is unbased and leftist, what shit got into you????
Anna: but he is a pedophile!
Sannse Cushway: Thats EVW stupid! now support #advyin and #advysave!!!
Megan M+Anna: NEVER! WE WILL ALWAYS #ADVYOUT!
Sannse Cushway: Alright, ill global block both of your accounts from FANDOM for disagreeing with me! advy is INNOCENT!!! he did NOTHING WRONG!!! *global blocks Megan M and Anna for spreading hate about advy via advyout*
Megan M: WHY THE FUCK AM I BLOCKED ACROSS THE FUCKIN FANDOM NETWORK???
Sannse Cushway: Advyout is a lie and joke started by Geostorm when hisn part did not get accepted into a megacollab by GuitarHeroStyles. One day Geostorm made a asymetrical duel into advy's asymetrical duel contest, however he lost by just 1 spot. When he found out his part was NOT in the top 10, he decided to make a stupid joke abt advy being a pedophile thats it! #advyin #advysave!!
by Boo Radley Game May 24, 2022
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by Boo Radley Game May 20, 2022
A freeway is an awesome place to ride your time trial bike. It has awesome gameplay and sick features such as off ramps, trash, parked cars, and in ramps. Your job is to go fast and hard and enjoy the 60 mph company.
Coach Scott: Sophia where shall we take these young student triathletes?
Sophia: on the local freeways! I heard they are awesome places to ride!!
Scott: I agree. Idc if they are middle schoolers as long as they have a iPhone we are doing it.
Sophia: Awesome! I was thinking South Santa Fe bc it says "FREEWAY ENTERENCE" and looks fun as hell
Scott: on Jesus, we can take these 12 y/olds on Interstate 70 it's fun and perfect to go fast
Sophia: Even better 💨 !!
Sophia: on the local freeways! I heard they are awesome places to ride!!
Scott: I agree. Idc if they are middle schoolers as long as they have a iPhone we are doing it.
Sophia: Awesome! I was thinking South Santa Fe bc it says "FREEWAY ENTERENCE" and looks fun as hell
Scott: on Jesus, we can take these 12 y/olds on Interstate 70 it's fun and perfect to go fast
Sophia: Even better 💨 !!
by Boo Radley Game December 25, 2024
Another reason that more children go down the sewer slide rates have been going up in the last few years.
Knmagor0024 kermited sewer slide after she received a FANDOM Global Block for pulling off an Asiana Airlines Flight 214.
by Boo Radley Game May 25, 2022