Clammin

North East of England slang term meaning 'hungry'.

Hyar mate, giz' a bit o yer borga, ah's puar clammin like.

by Bonny lad November 30, 2004

Bait

North east england pit-worker slang for lunch.

"Alreet, whatcha got fer yer bait?"
"Boiled ham."
"Canny."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Putting English on the ball

When I went to San Francisco, I heard some guys were playing pool. They put backspin on the ball, and someone said 'Nice English'. I enquired, and found out that putting English on the ball means putting backspin on it.

"Sweet. You put so much English on that ball it went all the way back up your cue and in your mouth."

by Bonny lad November 17, 2004

Slap

Generic term for make-up.

"I'll look beautiful once I've put on a bit of slap."
"I seriously doubt it, Brian."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Banana Time

Refers to a study done by a misguided sociologist. He discovered the remarkable fact that workers make boring jobs more bearable by talking to each other. No shit! He observed the least productive part of the workers' day was when one guy stole another guys banana. This happened on every day of the study. Hence - when you're at work, doing bugger all, you are having 'banana time'.

Check this out on any search engine if you don't beleive me.

"Jenkins! You were supposed to have that report on my desk by three!"
"Sorry boss, we've been having a bit of banana time."
"You're all fired." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Slap

When used in the configuration of 'having a slap' it means to masturbate.

Bill: D'you want to go to the match tonight?
Dave: Nah, I was going to stay in and have a slap.

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Amp

Short for amputee. Not that I condone use of this word, it just ought to be defined, that's all.

I believe he's an amp.

by Bonny lad November 17, 2004