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G$$gle

G$$gle used to be a cool search engine. Things just haven’t been the same since they went public. Search results are not what they used to be. Instead of listing sites with relevant content, you get sites that link to sites with the relevent content. Go figure that out. G$$gle sold out. Not good. google google.com
Google became G$$gle after they went and sold out.
by Bonnie November 16, 2004
mugGet the G$$glemug.

funkpup

a small brown thing with a big dog nose
let's all go to funkpuptown
by bonnie March 16, 2003
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leeshers

A wonderful friend, probably a roomate, or at least a coworker.. or all of the above.. Kind, compassionate and caring,, always willing to help someone/thing (see, 'cute baby bird for sale, good for pet or food').. The best person ever in the world.
I love my leeshers because she rocks.
by bonnie August 8, 2004
mugGet the leeshersmug.

g-spot

The G-spot is located about 2-3 inches inside the vagina on the outside or anterior wall. That is it – no mystery, no nothing – that is the G-spot. It is not like the lost city of Atlantis or some beautiful, secret area run by the CIA.

The G-spot feels like a ribbed “bump”, almost like the roof of your mouth. The G-spot swells from the size of a pea to the size of a bottle cap when stimulated.

To produce a G-gasm – a G-spot orgasm, versus a clit orgasm – you need direct stimulation of the G-spot with fingers, thumb, penis or dildo. The advantage of G-gasms is that most women are capable of dozens per session. After a clitoral orgasm, most ladies will poke you in the eye if you even look at her clit again. G-gasms are different.

A good guideline to remember will be to show the clit some mercy but to be merciless when it comes to the G-Spot! Within reason, most women will appreciate a harsher approach to the G-Spot. Beat a man’s fully engorged erect cock with a sledgehammer, and he’ll say, “ohhh … that feels great!”

Same with G-spot - she’ll be a puddle …. or a lake.
"Holy fuckwhat the fuck? How did you do that?" Gloria asked, totally dazed after a dozen or so G-gasm.

"Doing a little G-spot whacking," I told her
by Bonnie June 21, 2006
mugGet the g-spotmug.

eye candy

Something purely aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses. Can be a person, a film, a sunset, a flower, or anything else you can see.
by bonnie August 9, 2004
mugGet the eye candymug.

green

I want her boyfriend so much I'm turning green.
by bonnie May 10, 2003
mugGet the greenmug.

Ted Danson

Actor who was on the series Cheers. Was very sexy but now is an old man and isn't attractive anymore.
by Bonnie September 5, 2003
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