Bobby 's definitions

Sibbie

i miss Tracey Leigh Crossett soooooooooo much

i wish you could come back and sing me a song forever.

by Bobby April 27, 2004

blaked

when you smoke weed, grass, dope, pot, etc. you become blaked.

god, im so blaked.

by bobby April 29, 2004

Noner

Someone who lacks significant others and/or game. A diss or slam on one that cant get play from another sex.

Chris hasnt seen boobs in so long because hes such a noner.

by Bobby May 17, 2004

schnoogens

noun.
1. The exclamation or interjection of the knowledge of a sexual favor or situation.
2. A gimicky word derived by Kevin Smith in order to portay a movie as hip.

1.
monica: I suck you dick.
bill: SCHNOOGENS!

2.
ben: I fucked those tig ole' bitties.
matt: SCHNOOGENS!

by bobby May 25, 2004

banana hammock

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.

1.
Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.

by bobby May 25, 2004

sexy decoy

1. A common term used by Maury Povitch on his syndicated television show "Maury" describing an actress who is hired to put guests in difficult, sexually tense, situations in order to prove the guests' infidelity to their mates.

Usually narrated by Maury Povitch: "We've set up a sexy decoy with Eric. Lets see what happens."

by Bobby June 2, 2004

scapegoat

One of Louis' false accounts.

Made to piss of people off.

Also an idiot.

by Bobby June 4, 2004