shit shunter

A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.

-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."

by Bob Sometimes September 06, 2004

tickle my turds

An expression of encouragement from a passive gay partner (or possibly from a female buggeree) indicating that they are ready and willing to have their drains cleaned.

"Never mind those celebrities in the jungle, Ant, come back to bed and tickle my turds!"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

buggeree

One who is buggered, as opposed to one who does the buggering (a buggerer).

"Alright Kids, I'll race you all to the Neverland sign... Last one there is today's buggeree."

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

Laptop

Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.

"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."

by Bob Sometimes January 09, 2006

frothing at the gash

A state of extreme excitement or arousal in a woman, such that she may find herself delightfully moist.

"It gives me great pleasure to declare parliament open... in fact, one is positively frothing at the gash!"

or

"Gold, Frankincense AND Myrhh! You're too kind! I'm genuinely frothing at the gash."

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

jizzmould

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.

"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"

by Bob Sometimes September 04, 2004