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Birdman

(n.) a man that has the physical apperance of a bird. ussually pertaining to the nose.
In class today i sat next to a birdman.
by Bob Dole May 13, 2005
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weed

i think weed is the best think ever
by bob dole March 17, 2005
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dildoface

A face resembling that of a dildo or sex toy; cockface. Usually negative.
That teacher who failed me is such a dildoface.
by Bob Dole March 26, 2003
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spam

wounderful pork beef hotdog and cat meat by product
dude its spam
by bob dole February 10, 2003
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Singledom

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.
Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.
by Bob Dole November 8, 2003
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MLG

The "Official" major league gaming circuit.

While MLG is well known, few outside of the Halo 2 community realize how much of a rift there is between MLG Halo 2, and real Halo 2.

MLG has watered Halo 2 down to bare bones, eliminating everything that used to be fun about it, and eliminating the need for teamwork or weapon control. It has been turned into a shoddy version of Halo 1, where the only weapon used is the Battle Rifle.

While cheating isn't prevelant as such, animation interupts are common, as are the button combinations that cause them, MLG claims that these require 'skill', just further proving that MLG has no regard for how the game was meant to be played.

The true skill at Halo 2, as opposed to being good with one gun, is shown in Matchmaking, where legitimate level is all about skill--MLG players would whine and call those people SMG Noobs, because of their preference to start out with an SMG--and where knowing not only how to control power weapons, but also how to kill them using more common weapons is of extreme importance when one starts with only an SMG.

Instead of having thought, MLG players prefer to turn Halo 2, quire possibly the most intensely thought based shooter that is played today into a twitch shooter
"MLG is like a bunch of hockey players, suddenly claiming that they are the proffesionals, and playing the game with everyone wielding a goalie stick."

"OMGSMGNOOB!"
by Bob Dole June 22, 2006
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penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill
by Bob Dole September 8, 2003
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