45 definitions by Bob dole

ctn = cannot talk now
This is an abbreviation used by people having blowjob while messaging on internet
Bob: Hey whats the English HW?
Chad: CTN, i'm getting a blowjob
Bob: Turn on your camera then and lemme see
by Bob dole January 4, 2005
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Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche
Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.
by Bob dole March 9, 2005
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To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.
"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."
by Bob dole June 12, 2006
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similar to a jag hole except it involves a person as a whole instead of an extremity or body part.
bob dole is also known as jag dole!
by Bob dole January 22, 2004
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The "Official" major league gaming circuit.

While MLG is well known, few outside of the Halo 2 community realize how much of a rift there is between MLG Halo 2, and real Halo 2.

MLG has watered Halo 2 down to bare bones, eliminating everything that used to be fun about it, and eliminating the need for teamwork or weapon control. It has been turned into a shoddy version of Halo 1, where the only weapon used is the Battle Rifle.

While cheating isn't prevelant as such, animation interupts are common, as are the button combinations that cause them, MLG claims that these require 'skill', just further proving that MLG has no regard for how the game was meant to be played.

The true skill at Halo 2, as opposed to being good with one gun, is shown in Matchmaking, where legitimate level is all about skill--MLG players would whine and call those people SMG Noobs, because of their preference to start out with an SMG--and where knowing not only how to control power weapons, but also how to kill them using more common weapons is of extreme importance when one starts with only an SMG.

Instead of having thought, MLG players prefer to turn Halo 2, quire possibly the most intensely thought based shooter that is played today into a twitch shooter

"MLG is like a bunch of hockey players, suddenly claiming that they are the proffesionals, and playing the game with everyone wielding a goalie stick."

"OMGSMGNOOB!"
by Bob dole June 22, 2006
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what you give to a woman to then have sex with her when she is pasted out
dude i just got that girl wasted and had my way with her!!!
by Bob dole March 17, 2005
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