Definitions by Bob Boston

Octavian 

Beer chugging method/apparatus popularized & conceptualized by super-bartender Octavian consisting of a small-bottom-holed-out beer bottle being refilled & slammed in next to no time.

You wanna take this party up a notch? Yes? Then lets break out the Octavian and get wrecked!

Octavian by Bob Boston August 5, 2004

Pfaff 

extraordinarily large bush

Her silhouette behind the curtain was inviting until she removed the towel and the Buckwheat pfaff joined the party.

Pfaff by Bob Boston June 2, 2003

crouton wink 

the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.

We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.

crouton wink by Bob Boston May 21, 2003

tarf 

forceful rancid fart

I was praying it was her pet dog, but given the smell, I was pretty sure she was the one who had tarfed.

tarf by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

stalled one 

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

stalled one by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

Flickering One 

cunnilingus performed by sticking out ones' tongue and moving it around in a cut loose fashion. not to be confused with the "stalled one".

It was her birthday, so I provided her with some oral stimulation via the flickering one.

Flickering One by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

Tee

top; toast; or essentially, any word beginning with the letter "t" that would easily recognizable in the context.

Sexually, she preferred to be on tee; or, I'm starving - who's got the beez on tee (beans on toast)?

Tee by Bob Boston May 9, 2003