Definitions by Bob

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

Tossers Twitch by Bob March 26, 2005

Wank stick 

A stick which is stuck to the side of one's cock using masking tape to keep it upright while erect

When one has problems with his cock(mark sharp)one needs to make a wank stick and attach it to their cock with masking tape (mark sharp) then one can wank properly without losing stiffness (mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp)

Wank stick by Bob March 26, 2005

Dick Splash 

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination

When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself

Dick Splash by Bob March 26, 2005

Cock Nugget 

Small lumps that appear on ones cock shaft signalling that one needs a wank and has cock winnits which are contageous

A disease that is highly contageous and involves a lot of wanking and going blind

Cock Nugget by Bob March 26, 2005

Profanisaurus 

A dictionary that contains every swearword know to man and is updated every year

Includes words like Fuck Cunt Wank Bastard Ass Shit Minge Japseye Inbread and plenty more

Profanisaurus by Bob March 26, 2005

Wet Biscuit 

This is a game where one's friends get in to a small group and form a circle and all start to wank over a chocolate biscuit the last to come loses and must eat the biscuit

This could possbily make the loser very ill but a friend of mine who did it lost and had to eat the biscuit and he said man come tasted salty!!

Wet Biscuit by Bob March 26, 2005

lobsterman

wrestler Jeff Costa od Nashua NH Presidential Candidate Crustacian Party
alll around nice guy

Lobsterman kicks tail

lobsterman by Bob March 25, 2005