Bob's definitions

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003

TAINTUPUNTURE

the practice of sticking needles in your or your friends scrotum or vagina to promote healing.

Scot practiced taintupuncture in our scrotum after sitting on cold toilet seats.

by bob January 18, 2005

pooter

Dried flowers of the Cannabis sativa plant - often smoked in a pipe or cigarette; sometimes ingested. Origin of this word is rumoured to have arisen from references to the "Poot poot" sound made by Popeye's pipe (what was he smoking?)

Hey Carlo, lets's smoke some pooter.

Last night I got fla-tooter-pootered!

by bob October 29, 2003

george clooney

The only actor in the history of mankind that people never make fun of.

Did you see george clooney in oceans 11 it was off the shizzle fo hizzle.

by bob November 26, 2003

Crease Gang

A real bunch of bloody wankers. Just a typical wannabe gang who aint got much to show except their pansy color matching and fag-ish naming systems.

The retard who created the gang.

by Bob April 19, 2005

murder by death

kick ass band

"Did you buy the Murder By Death cd yet it kicks ass!"

by bob February 8, 2004

bob's girl

a fly ass chick named c-unit!!
lots of love

a fly ass chick named c-unit!!

by Bob March 19, 2004