Definitions by Bob

Malf of Doom 

A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.

I am Malf of Doom!

Don't you want to eat?

No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!

Malf of Doom by bob May 2, 2005

monstered

To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)

"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"

monstered by Bob April 26, 2005

target whore 

A person who shops excessantly at Target. Thinks about Target every day and dreams about Target every night. Is obsessed with the color red....even though its ugly

Also known as the one and only Joanna....

target whore by bob April 25, 2005

unspiffalicious 

adj. having the characteristic of not being spiffalicious

"This party is so unspiffalicious!"

unspiffalicious by BOB April 25, 2005

De-Ashleytize 

When you disinfect anything in your apartement that Ashley touched.

I de-ashletized the shower.

De-Ashleytize by Bob April 24, 2005

Mong 

1) An extremely idiotic and/or stupid person.
2) Dafydd.

1) "Dafydd is a mong."
2) "Dafydd is a mong."

Mong by bob April 23, 2005

it was one of those 24 hour things

1. Originated nowhere in particular. Whenever you think about it, you automatically think of a one night stand that lasted pretty long and was apparently very good.
2. Whenever you went out with someone immature, fugly, hideous, or embarrassing in any way and you really can't avoid the fact that you actually went out, 'it was one of those 24 hour things'.

1. G: Hey, whats up I heard you fucked my friend last night?
B: Yah, it was one of those 24 hour things.
G: Oh, so she was really good then?

2. Person 1: Wow, I heard you went out with that ugly fag who gets stuffed into garbage cans and is a freshman.
Person 2: No I didn't.
Person 1: Yes, I swear you did.
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: I swear you did.
Person 2: It was one of those 24 hour things.
Person 1: I knew it!

it was one of those 24 hour things by BoB April 23, 2005