Purity Rong

a Purity Ring which is typically used as a commitment of chastity before God, only in the case of a Purity Rong, anal sex and blow jobs are allowed.

You: "Hey man, did you see that chick has a Purity Ring?"
Me: "Well, considering she does anal and gives BJs, it a Purity Rong"

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

grassnap

the act of lying down and falling asleep in sweet smelling, freshly cut grass.

"It's 75 degrees out, the sun is shining, and there is no better time for a grassnap."

"I just got done mowing the lawn, and I'm about to collapse for a nice grassnap."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

buxom betty

An older family member from whom one has inherited a large breast size. Usually a grandmother or great-aunt.

"Wow...look at that photo of Grandmom. She was an absolute buxom betty. Guess that's where I got my big boobs from."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

Cockal region

The area where the genitals are. Typically between the legs.

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"I want you to do me while you wear the Easter Bunny costume, but since it's like a jumpsuit, I'll have to split the seam in the cockal region"

by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010

clitorattic

when a female is undecided on who she wants to have sex with, and thus has sex with almost everyone. Typically a woman who is clitorattic is just confused as to what she wants in a man, and has a natural tendancy toward whoredom. Girls like this usually cannot make any type of a commitment to another person, and avoid relationships at all cost. Not as bad as being a slut, but along the same lines.

"Poor girl. She's so confused that she's become totally clitorattic."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

Bermubic Triangle

a woman's pubic region that's so large, that things can slip into the eternal abyss of mystery which lies at the center.

"Did you see that lady in the super short shorts? She's certainly rockin' a Bermubic Triangle up there!"

"I wore a condom, but somehow it got lost in her Bermubic Triangle. Oops."

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by Bluegutsoup April 08, 2010

Dickvertising

When you're seeing someone and they still tell people they're single.

"interesting, your Facebook status still says "single"...you must be dickvertising"

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by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010