BlueBear's definitions

goddamn motherfucking

goddamn motherfucking much more powerful and profane than goddamn and motherfucking alone

my neighbor turned his goddamn dogs loose to do their goddamn motherfucking business in my yard what a prick

by bluebear August 4, 2021

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

by bluebear March 31, 2020

motherflubber

motherflubber a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when the use of motherfucker is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit on my porch and he refuses to clean it up what a motherflubber

by bluebear May 17, 2020

suck a fat dick

suck a fat dick a nastier way to tell someone to suck a fat one or fuck off

my ex girlfriend accused me of cheating on her i told her to suck a fat dick

by bluebear August 28, 2021

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

rechipping

rechipping to replace or upgrade integrated circuit chips

my radio reciever died i had to take it to the shop for rechipping with a little money for repair and a working radio reciever once again

by bluebear July 9, 2022