Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BlueBear

lefty loosy righty tighty

lefty loosy righty tighty is the oppisite of righty tighty lefty loosy you tun left to tighten and right to loosen propane cylinders and fittings often use left handed threads

i was trying to hook up a propane tank not knowing you go lefty loosy righty tighty i finally figured it out and got the propane tank hooked up

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son of a motherlover a non vulgar less offensive form of son of a bitch when calling someone a son of a bitch is inappropriate or unwanted

i told my neighbor not turn his dogs loose in my yard to do their business that son of a motherlover did it any way what a son of a motherlover

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suck a fat dick a nastier way to tell someone to suck a fat one or fuck off

my ex girlfriend accused me of cheating on her i told her to suck a fat dick

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goddamn motherfucking much more powerful and profane than goddamn and motherfucking alone

my neighbor turned his goddamn dogs loose to do their goddamn motherfucking business in my yard what a prick

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trumpsucker one who sucks up to donald trump no matter what he does and gives him praise for everything he has done

my old buddy is a trumpsucker he praises donald trump for everything he does

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monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

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cussing like a sailor having a potty mouth to cuss excessively

my ex girlfriend was cussing like a sailor when i broke up with her

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