Bloopy's definitions

huss bus

Any vehicle used for driving around and picking up hussy.

His seemingly ordinary Toyota van became a notorious huss bus after sunset.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

handy

Handy means cellphone in German. It is actually short for handlich, which means handily in English.

I'll order a pizza on my handy!
Look, I'm ordering a pizza handy!
Mmmm, pizza ordered handy, yum!

by Bloopy September 8, 2006

diagraphephobia

The fear of deletion; the fear of being deleted. Believing that you are living inside a video game or a computer, and being afraid that you are going to get deleted from existence.

Also applies to the fear of having your important documents, photos, or other files deleted.

Joe believes he lives in some sort of 'Matrix', and constantly suffers from diagraphephobia.

Andy keeps five copies of his files in three different physical locations. He's such a diagraphephobe!

by Bloopy August 27, 2009

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 10, 2006

loliologist

A person who studies lolicon or is an expert in loliology.

Danny wants to be a loliologist when he grows up.

by Bloopy February 4, 2006

lash

To make a fool of or totally embarrass somebody. Shorter form of to lash out someone.

We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.

Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Nizzle Zizzle

Snoop Dogg speak for New Zealand

I iz goin on hizzle to Nizzle Zizzle fo' shizzle!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005