10 definitions by Bliff Blaffington
Guy who sits in a bathroom stall and tells jokes to the guy sitting next to him in the other stall(s).
Man I wish this guy would shut up and let me poop in peace. He's a real comodian with all these stupid jokes. Just leave me alone already.
by Bliff Blaffington April 14, 2009
A frustrated expression by Cleveland sports fans after events only occurring to their cursed teams. Abbreviation OIC for short.
Only in Cleveland, can you steal a defeat from the jaws of victory. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns manage to cough up a 14 point lead in less than 90 seconds. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Cavaliers manage to rehire a coach they fired no less than 3 years before. Only in Cleveland, could the Cleveland Indians win a game with a walk off hit batter. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns QB manage to sack himself. Only in Cleveland can their whole entire football team leave town and win not 1, but 2 Super Bowl titles. Only in Cleveland, can you fail at picking a franchise player for your football team after 14 years of having a top ten pick. Only in Cleveland, can you blow an insurmountable lead and watch the opposing team embarrass you on national tv. Only in Cleveland, can you hang banners for winning your division and not a league title.
by Bliff Blaffington December 11, 2013
I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.
by Bliff Blaffington September 18, 2012
when you or a buddy farts and the smell completely reaches all four corners of a room, making everyone in the room disgusted yet slightly impressed.
That guy is gonna have four corners farts if he keeps knocking down those hot dogs with sauerkraut and stadium mustard
by Bliff Blaffington April 3, 2009
by Bliff Blaffington July 4, 2012
1) agitated Vagina, like when a chick gets sand up there. 2) When a chick cuts off her man, she is agitated and turns off her vag to her man. 3) When a chick fails to keep up with maintaining that thing and veggies start growing in there because of the filth. I.E. Vegitation + Vag.
That chick should have worn shorts instead of a thong to the beach, because it wont be long before Vagitation sets in.
by Bliff Blaffington May 12, 2009
Frank had a bad case of gas when he came to work today. So he disappeared for a few min. When he came back to his desk, his coworker asked where he was at and his reply was.. "Sorry pal, was in the restroom launching nukes." "Had a big bowl of chili last night for dinner."
by Bliff Blaffington March 7, 2013