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Definitions by Blenderhead91

Corn Surprise

(n.) The act of discovering the presence of corn in one's bowel movement when you know it's been a long time since you have eaten any corn.
"Hey Liddy! Check out this floater I just pinched off! It's a corn surprise! When was it we last had corn?"
Corn Surprise by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Third Testicle

(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.
Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."

Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."
Third Testicle by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
(n.) Abbreviation for "Explosive Liquid Diarrhea," a very unpleasant gastro-intestinal condition, indeed.
"Mom, I gotta stay home from school today. I have E.L.D. and didn't quite make it to the can in time."
E.L.D. by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Sneak peek at Jesus 

To have a near-death experience.
Neil: "Wow, Vince, we all thought you were a goner. I never saw somebody survive being sexually molested by a polar bear!"

Vince: "Dude, I got a sneak peek at Jesus."

Long Bong Silver 

(n.)An ornately decorated marijuana smoking apparatus, usually oversized.
Biff: "Dude, we're going out to the penninsula to party down."

Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"

resinous nug 

A particularly sticky marijuana bud; a small chunk of pot that is tacky to the touch or has THC crystals that are obvious to those viewing it.
I left a resinous nug in the dash of Leo's Honda. I hope he didn't smoke it yet!
resinous nug by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar 

n.) a douche

adj.) the condition of being a douche.
Karl is ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar. As a matter of fact, he is the biggest douche I know.