Definitions by Blenderhead91
Corn Surprise
(n.) The act of discovering the presence of corn in one's bowel movement when you know it's been a long time since you have eaten any corn.
"Hey Liddy! Check out this floater I just pinched off! It's a corn surprise! When was it we last had corn?"
Corn Surprise by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Third Testicle
(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.
Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."
Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."
Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."
Third Testicle by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
E.L.D.
(n.) Abbreviation for "Explosive Liquid Diarrhea," a very unpleasant gastro-intestinal condition, indeed.
"Mom, I gotta stay home from school today. I have E.L.D. and didn't quite make it to the can in time."
E.L.D. by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Sneak peek at Jesus
Neil: "Wow, Vince, we all thought you were a goner. I never saw somebody survive being sexually molested by a polar bear!"
Vince: "Dude, I got a sneak peek at Jesus."
Vince: "Dude, I got a sneak peek at Jesus."
Sneak peek at Jesus by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Long Bong Silver
Biff: "Dude, we're going out to the penninsula to party down."
Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"
Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"
Long Bong Silver by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
resinous nug
A particularly sticky marijuana bud; a small chunk of pot that is tacky to the touch or has THC crystals that are obvious to those viewing it.
resinous nug by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar
Karl is ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar. As a matter of fact, he is the biggest douche I know.
Ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009