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Damn, my cock is sore! Since Sara shot me down, I've been pounding the porpoise to an old Hustler. I really need to get me some for-real nookie!
by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
Get the pounding the porpoisemug. (n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.
by Blenderhead1991 September 5, 2010
Get the maggot babymug. Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!
Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009
Get the leather doughnutmug. by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
Get the dip the doggiemug. 1.) A situation that occurs when, in a gathering of people or a crowd, the odor of smelly genitalia can be detected, yet not isolated.
2.) A situation in which one can smell unwashed, nasty cock and balls or rancid-smelling vagina, but the individual noticing said malodorous privates does not wish to name the person with the offending stinky genitals.
2.) A situation in which one can smell unwashed, nasty cock and balls or rancid-smelling vagina, but the individual noticing said malodorous privates does not wish to name the person with the offending stinky genitals.
1.) Oh, God, Bert. Do you smell that? There's cungus among us!
2.) Frank rolled his eyes and simulated gagging when Gustav's cousin Gwen and her gaggle of friends strolled past. Then he whispered to Hank, "Don't sniff now, but there's cungus among us."
2.) Frank rolled his eyes and simulated gagging when Gustav's cousin Gwen and her gaggle of friends strolled past. Then he whispered to Hank, "Don't sniff now, but there's cungus among us."
by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
Get the Cungus Among Usmug. (n.) Abbreviated B.O.B.S., is a prolapsed rectum, usually associated with to many objects being inserted into one's rectum or entirely too much anal sex, resulting in a weakening of the sphincter muscles and the last few inches of the sygmoid colon hanging out of the afflicted's anus. A very unfortunate condition, indeed.
I had the unfortunate misfortune to shower with Randy at the gym. I couldn't believe he has Busted Out Butthole Syndrome. I swore it was a tail at first, but, much to my horror, it was the last six inches of his colon. Disgusting!
by Blenderhead1991 June 10, 2009
Get the Busted Out Butthole Syndromemug. 1.) (n.) an unwashed or otherwise smelly vaginal orifice. Referred to as such for the unsubstantiated belief that such vaginas emit a visible green cloud of noxious, toxic stench.
2.) (n.) Term used to describe a woman in possession of a vagina that suffers from the aforementioned malady.
2.) (n.) Term used to describe a woman in possession of a vagina that suffers from the aforementioned malady.
1.) Can you believe it, Juan? I mean who knew Miss Krupitzer had a green hole? I swear to Christ, I went down on that thing and damn near gagged.
2.) After Doug sampled every girl on the cheerleading squad, he confirmed that Nicole and Heather were to be avoided; they're green holes. He's still swilling Listerine a week later.
2.) After Doug sampled every girl on the cheerleading squad, he confirmed that Nicole and Heather were to be avoided; they're green holes. He's still swilling Listerine a week later.
by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
Get the green holemug.