American Family Association

(n.) an allegedly non-profit ultra-conservative organization that advocates criminalizing homosexuality and lobbies against hate-crime legislature and same-sex marriage. The AFA has, at times, advocated gay-bashing and aheres to and publicizes the belief that all non-Christians are in league with Satan. The AFA (as it is known) owns over 180 radio stations and airs its message of intolerance and hatred through these venues. AFA members rationalize their views on homosexuality by claiming Hitler was gay (tell that to all the homosexuals who died in concentration camps)and to raise children in a Jewish household is to introduce them to a criminal way of life. The AFA submits that all AIDS patients should be quarentined.The AFA once called for a boycott of Ford Motors because Ford had offered benefits to the partners of their lesbian and gay employees. The Southern Poverty Law Center has investigated the AFA as a hate group and notes that it is "primarily an anti-gay organization."
Diane Gramely is a hate monger and spokesperson for the American Family Association of Pennsylvania.
by Blenderhead1991 May 15, 2009
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gangrenous hole

(n.) a vagina that is infected with some sort of disease (not necessarily gangrene),appears generally unhealthy visually, or is displeasing to one's olfactory sense.
Ned: I am telling you bro, Erika is smoking hot, but when I got them panties off......man, it was like I was facing off your granny's gangrenous hole.

Neal: Dude....how do you know about my granny's snatch?
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maggot baby

(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.
Earl: Hey, Ron! Have you seen Jennifer's baby?

Ron: Fuck that dirty slut and her maggot baby!
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drop ballast

to have a movement of one's bowels; to take a shit (nautical in origin).
Captain Pete grabbed a newspaper and headed for the shithouse. It was obvious he was going to cop a squat and drop ballast.
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atomic nipple

(n.) oversized and/or protruding areolae. Also known as a puffy nipple. May make the nipple appear to be pointy (a condition known as "banana boob") or where the areola is not protruding may resemble a slice of pepperoni.Attraction to nipples of this nature is considered to be a fetish by some. Atomic nipples are rumored to be quite sensitive.
Nichole has huge atomic nipples, which I consider to be her soul redeeming quality. I really dug sucking on them.
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online predator

1.) (n.) a sexual predator who uses chat rooms, instant messenging, or social networking sites for the purpose of flirting with and meeting others for illicit sexual experiences. Pedophiles, hebephiles, and pederasts who encourage secret meetings or solicite sex with their targeted demographic through these methods are considered to be online predators.

2.) A mammal belonging to Order Carnivora (tigers, grizzly bears, timber wolves, wolverines, raccons, etc.) with an internet connection.
1.) Doug is an online predator. He's in chat rooms or on MSN all day trying to hook up with young girls. What a sicko.

2.) Zippy the Squirrel was killed by an online predator. I didn't even know that a grizzly bear could type!
by Blenderhead1991 May 14, 2009
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prickoris

1.) (n.) an over-sized clitoris

2.) (n.) a derogatory term for a tragically undersized penis or a penis of normal proportions belonging to an exceptionally effeminate male.
1.) When I went down on Regina, I had no idea she had a prickoris. Somehow, sucking on that thing...sort of makes me feel gay!

2.) Ned: Dude...are you gonna stand on that high dive all afternoon or are you gonna jump? Come on....your prickoris is showing!

Phil: Fuck you, Ned!
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