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Ping

The sexy sound that the M1 Garand makes when its out of ammo in its magazine
M1 Garand: PING!
by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016
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No Vaseline

A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.
"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube
by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016
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Alpha and Omega

A movie about semi-anthropomorphic wolves made in 2010. So basically, an omega wolf, who's a complete jackass named Humphrey, and an alpha wolf named Kate, who's literally and figuratively a bitch get relocated to Idaho, and must get home before their packs wage death and destruction on each other. but they face many problems, such having get away from 3 bears who want to brutally maul them to death, an angry French guy who almost blasts them with a 12 gauge(with slightly better aim than a stormtrooper), a psychopath sadistic mom, and... not to mention the infinite amount of sexual jokes... this is a PG rated kids film?
Jackson: I saw Alpha and Omega today...
Marcus: What did you think?
Jackson: Its an R rated film in a PG movie's clothing
by BlenderThatBlendsThings November 12, 2016
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PCMR

An abbreviation for the "PC Master Race" which is a term of superiority for PC gaming which often used to compare PC gaming to console gaming. The term is reinforced by the pros of PC gaming, such as better graphics, backwards compatibility, lower long-term cost modification capabilities, customization, free online play, and better overall performance.
Jerry: Are you guys apart of the PCMR? or are you just dirty console peasants?
Alex: Im apart of the master race! PC forever!
Jacob: I like to play Call of Duty Ghosts on my Xbox! :D
Jerry and Jacob: ...
by BlenderThatBlendsThings November 12, 2016
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Crayon Crew

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
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Clap

A word with several definitions -

1. To strike one's own palms together, creating a distinct sound. Usually to show approval of something (see: applaud), but could also be used as a signal.

2. An instance of Gonorrhea, which is an STD characterized by pain and discharge in the genital areas.

3. To get shot by a firearm.

4. A derivative of definition three; To get stabbed, shot, or beaten intensely to the point of certain death.

5. The act of making the left and right portions of the buttocks collide after being slightly spread apart; partially a derivative of definition one, given the same sort of noise is created.

6. To have sexual intercourse.

7. To get defeated/defeat utterly in some sort of game; mostly refers to sports, but is also common in video games.

8. Refers to something that is tasteful, sounds good, or just in a positive demeanor.

9. Abbreviation: Cleft Lip and Palate; a physical deformity characterized by openings or splits in the roof of the mouth and lip.

10. Abbreviation: Clear, loud, As an order, with Pauses; A military term that refers to how drill sergeants in the military need to project their voice when issuing commands.
1. They clapped when she went on stage

2. Bro, I think I got the claps from when I fucked that one skank last night.

3. Y'all better get down before I clap y'all muthaphukkas!

4. Did you hear about Terry? He got fucking clapped after he walked down the alleyway last night.

5. I'm about to make them cheeks clap so hard, it'll cause an earthquake.

6. You ready to clap?

7a. We got fucking clapped.

7b. We fucking clapped them.

8. That beat really claps, I fuck with it.

9. Your baby has CLAP, Cleft Lip and Palate.

10. Remember sergeant, CLAP when ordering the privates around.
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019
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Trumper Thumper

Someone who really likes Donald Trump, They have shrines of him, know all his personal information, and will fiercely defend him in every shape or form, even if they sound out of their minds
Davis: Who do you guys want for president? I want John Kasich
John: Ima cruse with Cruz
Aaron: Im-a-Cuban so Rubio
Liam: i dunno... Hilary Bush... Washington, oh Clinton
Elliott: I want Sanders, did I mention I drive a Toyota Prius

Wyatt: I WANT TRUMP, HE'S GOOD, COOL AND I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM! WALLS WALLS WALLS
Davis, John, Liam, Arron, and Elliott: o_O Trumper Thumper?
by BlenderThatBlendsThings July 28, 2016
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