BleezeMonkey's definitions

failure

When your best just isn't good enough.

That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Pinto

1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.

2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.

1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.

2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Whoopass

Bi-atch!

See also diet whoopass.

by BleezeMonkey September 18, 2003

flippant

Marked by disrespectful levity or casualness; pert.

John, I believe you are being rather flippant now. Which is to say that you are marked by disrespectful levity or casualness, you pert little thing, you.

by BleezeMonkey September 6, 2003

H#

A pretend musical note, part of the Faggyan scale, perpetrated by the musically illiterate in an attempt to be witty with the end result of looking like a goofy little homo.

Chris Watson is so punk that he can play a high H# on his guitar by plucking the strings with his puckered faggot asshole.

by BleezeMonkey September 23, 2003

Pinto-dweller

One whose home is a Ford Pinto.

My uncle Joe is a mortgageless, narcoleptic, ghetto-bitch Pinto-dweller.

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

Audition

1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.

2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.

1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."

2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."

by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003