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My uncle Joe is a mortgageless, narcoleptic, ghetto-bitch Pinto-dweller.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the Pinto-dweller mug.1) A car introduced in 1971 by Ford as competition for the new import and domestic subcompacts. Designed to be a simple car that Ford could produce with little time and money spent to redesign and retool every couple of years.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
2) A form of habitation synonymous with home in many hobo and pimp communities and circles.
1) We must not let the schematics for the Pinto fall into the wrong hands.
2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
2) That Pinto is pimped out to the maximum.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the Pinto mug.A musical instrument commonly used by children and hobos to reproduce the sounds of artists from the 1980's and Wesley Willis.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the Casio keyboard mug.1) A film by Japanese director Takashi Miike consisting of a melding of romance and twisted-as-fuck Japanese horror elements.
2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
2) A euphemism for fucking one's secretary up the ass.
1) "Dude, I can't believe you made me watch that Audition shit."
2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
2) "We're going to audition this bitch all day."
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the Audition mug.1) A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.
1) John is a stupid, hotdogging fuckhead.
2) Hip-hop music and an incident with a loaded shotgun has made John a fuckhead.
3) When John tried to emulate the fuckhead on his own girlfriend, he found it would not work.
4) Cindy started sucking my massive and beautiful fuckhead.
5) Fuckhead is not my president.
2) Hip-hop music and an incident with a loaded shotgun has made John a fuckhead.
3) When John tried to emulate the fuckhead on his own girlfriend, he found it would not work.
4) Cindy started sucking my massive and beautiful fuckhead.
5) Fuckhead is not my president.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the fuckhead mug.A term used by a mental patient named Morris to describe a staff member of a mental hospital.
See also shitpan.
See also shitpan.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
Get the shitpot mug.A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.
"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"
by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003
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