Black Jesus's definitions
In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.
Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!
Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!
by black jesus July 23, 2005

by black jesus May 1, 2003

A defintion of a beautiful people who has many skills and can do anything. But at most time is spontaneous and ridiculous.
you are so shaneese!
by Black jesus April 5, 2012

by black jesus May 2, 2003

by black jesus July 23, 2005

by black jesus August 16, 2004

Extreme diarhea, usually caused by heavy drinking. Also known as the liquor shits. Diarhea is classified as such when stool is mostly liquid.
by black jesus August 24, 2003
