five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

by Black Flag February 10, 2004

suburbs

The endless sprawl of identikit mass produced housing that surrounds most towns and cities in the western world. Lacking the rural tranquility of the countryside and the spirit, history and community of the inner cities they are designe to enduce a life numbing stupor into it's inhabitents to keep the 'prolls' under control. Also known as concrete deserts, they are the loneliest, most soul destroying and down right dull places on the face of the planet.

Whitchurch (Bristol UK), Enfield (London), Solihull (Birmingham), Cheedle (Manchester) etc etc etc

by black flag June 08, 2004

turk

South London term meaning to beat up, assault, hospitalise etc. Derived from 'The Turks' a gang of London mobsters of the 1950's renowned for their violent punishment beatings.

"Talk to me like that once more and I'm gonna turk you Calvert"
(Hawkwind bass player Adrian Shaw, quoted in the book 'Do Not Panic - The official history of Hawkwind'.)

by black flag May 31, 2004

grape

gang rape.

from the following nasty joke:-
"I've been graped, there was a whole bunch of them"

by black flag May 31, 2004

hawkwind

Genre transending acid rock band from North London. Formed late in 1969 by Dave Brock under the title Band X, they are still one of the most influential underground rock acts in the world. Past members inclde Ian 'Lemmy' Kilmister, Robert 'Starfighter' Calvert and Ginger 'I used to be in Cream' Baker.

Listern to the following
Space Ritual (1972)
PXR5 (1979)
Chronical Of The Black Sword (1985)
Love In Space (1999)

by Black Flag February 04, 2004

Dumpy's Rusty Nuts

UK based biker blues band. Renowned for their drunken onstage antics 'fuck em all' humour and hard driving blues boogie sound.

Their supporters are known as bum flashers

Somewhere In England is their seminal album

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Cotswolds

A beautiful part of England occupying a triangle between Swindon, Cheltenham and Oxford. Capital = Stow On the Wold

Man you looked relaxed..
.. Yeah just spent the weekend in the Cotswolds.

by Black Flag February 10, 2004