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mac on

to put macaroni and cheese (most likely easy mac.. because youre poor) into the microwave (because you dont have an stove) and cook it.
I put the mac on and cooked that shit.
by birdman December 2, 2004
mugGet the mac onmug.

queef

1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)
She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.
by birdman May 23, 2004
mugGet the queefmug.

Shoe Phone

A phone that you wear on your feet.
Once, the phone rang, but it was only my shoe
by Birdman January 14, 2005
mugGet the Shoe Phonemug.

jint

Same as joint.
Yo homey pass me dat big ass jint
by birdman June 5, 2003
mugGet the jintmug.

zook

The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though
by birdman May 23, 2004
mugGet the zookmug.

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs
When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.
by birdman May 23, 2004
mugGet the queef doctormug.

Square

1. A four sided polygon characterized by right angles and sides of equal length.
2. A tobacco cigarette.
3. A place where everyone gathers consisting of shops and whatnot.
4. A boring person.
by birdman June 12, 2003
mugGet the Squaremug.

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