Definitions by Billy-Soo

Wringer 

Been through a difficult relationship.

I’ve been through the wringer again y’all.

Wringer by Billy-Soo May 5, 2020

Unicorn 

The man that wants to know you and understand your mind before any physical contact.

Guuuurrrrl, he’s a unicorn if he hasn’t even tried to kiss you yet.

Unicorn by Billy-Soo May 5, 2020

Obvie 

Someone who is obviously not interested in getting to know you as a person.

He’s not ‘obvie’ about you!

Obvie by Billy-Soo May 5, 2020

Jump-off 

One night stands for girls. When she decides that she never wants to see him again.

...”As long as he wasn’t some one night

jump-off, than you should call him back”

Jump-off by Billy-Soo April 30, 2020

slindled 

Swindled by a loser.
A guy you met on-line dating. He seemed great over the phone.

When you finally
met in person he was very charming and convincing. He made you feel sorry for him when he didn’t have cash to pay for the bill. He also had a touching story about needing a place to crash for a few days and asked to borrow money so they wouldn’t repo his car.

You almost got slindled!

slindled by Billy-Soo April 15, 2020

Empty Go 

He had no feelings for me after the repeated the hook-ups, it was just an empty go for him.

I was just an empty go to him.

Empty Go by Billy-Soo January 30, 2020

B-Rate Entertainment 

Hope I have provided you with some B-Rate Entertainment this evening

When you are single and your best friend is married with 3 kids

You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.

You ask why.

He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.

He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.

He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.

You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.

You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.

You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.

B-Rate Entertainment by Billy-Soo January 25, 2020