32 definitions by Billy-Soo
Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”
Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”
Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
“Kleenex or bounty”
by Billy-Soo December 9, 2020
Tumbleweed forgot to park his car in the lot and left it in the middle of the intersection or during a red light to go into the bar to grab a drink.
by Billy-Soo June 20, 2020
Name of a boyfriend who wants to keep you stashed and not tell anyone you are dating. He says he is in love with you.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.
by Billy-Soo September 20, 2019
The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
My boss is such an inverted ass!
by Billy-Soo October 24, 2019
Keeping up with the guys that keep
texting you after they have expressed interested in you.
They have been honest and told you they are in an open relationship ship, married or not single. They still keep texting you to see what’s up.
It goes against your values, but you are single and later in age and don’t really care about anyone else anymore.
You lay low and not respond for a few days or weeks because you are not a home reacker although you really want them.
The conclusion is that you have no moral compass anymore and curiosity gets the better of you and you text back to see how far they will go.
This all happens after you have already texted them to ‘call me when you are single’.
texting you after they have expressed interested in you.
They have been honest and told you they are in an open relationship ship, married or not single. They still keep texting you to see what’s up.
It goes against your values, but you are single and later in age and don’t really care about anyone else anymore.
You lay low and not respond for a few days or weeks because you are not a home reacker although you really want them.
The conclusion is that you have no moral compass anymore and curiosity gets the better of you and you text back to see how far they will go.
This all happens after you have already texted them to ‘call me when you are single’.
by Billy-Soo November 15, 2019
Swindled by a loser.
A guy you met on-line dating. He seemed great over the phone.
When you finally
met in person he was very charming and convincing. He made you feel sorry for him when he didn’t have cash to pay for the bill. He also had a touching story about needing a place to crash for a few days and asked to borrow money so they wouldn’t repo his car.
A guy you met on-line dating. He seemed great over the phone.
When you finally
met in person he was very charming and convincing. He made you feel sorry for him when he didn’t have cash to pay for the bill. He also had a touching story about needing a place to crash for a few days and asked to borrow money so they wouldn’t repo his car.
by Billy-Soo April 16, 2020
The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.
by Billy-Soo December 15, 2020