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Loute

A man who tries endlessly over the years to get with you. He wants to take you out for dinner and secure a real date.

Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.

You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.

You have no feelings for him.
That guy is such a loute.
by Billy-Soo December 22, 2019
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AOF

Actress over 40 years old.

Completely obsessed with plastic surgery and appearance.

Boxed checked on female actors contract.
Beware, she’s an AOF
by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
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B-Rate Entertainment

Hope I have provided you with some B-Rate Entertainment this evening
When you are single and your best friend is married with 3 kids

You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.

You ask why.

He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.

He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.

He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.

You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.

You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.

You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
by Billy-Soo January 25, 2020
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Alastasher

Name of a boyfriend who wants to keep you stashed and not tell anyone you are dating. He says he is in love with you.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.
Alastasher calls me every night and complains about work.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
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Redneck Reverse

Redneck reverse

When a white mail in early 30’s raised in outskirts of town moves to the city for work. Most likely he works in the trades. He love bombs a female usually late at night. They text and flirt into the late hours of the night. He is most likely drunk or stoned. He found her contact by Facebook and uses Facebook messenger, not direct text messages.

They have known each other for years from work and he admits to hiding a secret crush on her for all those years.

He does this for weeks or months until he convincingly makes her believe that he is in love with her and he needs to desperately see her now.

She eventually begins to believe him and hooks up with him.
Sex is not so great, maybe she give him a bj and he gets off. Then he ghosts her the next day after she tries to contact him to see how he feels. He does not respond.

She can’t believe she fell for the
Redneck Reverse.
Oh geez, I guess I fell for the old redneck reverse!
by Billy-Soo January 25, 2022
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AEC

Avert-Eye-Contact. A man who creeps on you and your girlfriends at work by staring at you all day, trying to catch your eye. You try all day to not make eye contact with him in hopes to shut it down. He’s known to your work girl friend-buddies as AEC.
Hey, AEC’s staring at you again!
by Billy-Soo October 23, 2019
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slindled

Swindled by a loser.
A guy you met on-line dating. He seemed great over the phone.

When you finally
met in person he was very charming and convincing. He made you feel sorry for him when he didn’t have cash to pay for the bill. He also had a touching story about needing a place to crash for a few days and asked to borrow money so they wouldn’t repo his car.
You almost got slindled!
by Billy-Soo April 15, 2020
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