Name of a boyfriend who wants to keep you stashed and not tell anyone you are dating. He says he is in love with you.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
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You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.
You ask why.
He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.
He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.
He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.
You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.
You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.
You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.
You ask why.
He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.
He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.
He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.
You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.
You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.
You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
by Billy-Soo January 25, 2020
Get the B-Rate Entertainment mug.I called one of my exbfs (from a year or two ago) to come over last night. We had hot, sad and lonely angry sex. Next morning he was back in the blue bin and I blocked his number for good. (Canadian context applied)
by Billy-Soo September 17, 2019
Get the Blue Bin mug.A man who tries endlessly over the years to get with you. He wants to take you out for dinner and secure a real date.
Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.
You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.
You have no feelings for him.
Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.
You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.
You have no feelings for him.
by Billy-Soo December 22, 2019
Get the Loute mug.A man who is tall and lean and takes care of personal appearance. He has a pot belly, probably from consuming too much bread or beer out of self comforting as a result of poor life or career decisions.
He looks okay from behind.
He looks okay from behind.
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
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When a white mail in early 30’s raised in outskirts of town moves to the city for work. Most likely he works in the trades. He love bombs a female usually late at night. They text and flirt into the late hours of the night. He is most likely drunk or stoned. He found her contact by Facebook and uses Facebook messenger, not direct text messages.
They have known each other for years from work and he admits to hiding a secret crush on her for all those years.
He does this for weeks or months until he convincingly makes her believe that he is in love with her and he needs to desperately see her now.
She eventually begins to believe him and hooks up with him.
Sex is not so great, maybe she give him a bj and he gets off. Then he ghosts her the next day after she tries to contact him to see how he feels. He does not respond.
She can’t believe she fell for the
Redneck Reverse.
When a white mail in early 30’s raised in outskirts of town moves to the city for work. Most likely he works in the trades. He love bombs a female usually late at night. They text and flirt into the late hours of the night. He is most likely drunk or stoned. He found her contact by Facebook and uses Facebook messenger, not direct text messages.
They have known each other for years from work and he admits to hiding a secret crush on her for all those years.
He does this for weeks or months until he convincingly makes her believe that he is in love with her and he needs to desperately see her now.
She eventually begins to believe him and hooks up with him.
Sex is not so great, maybe she give him a bj and he gets off. Then he ghosts her the next day after she tries to contact him to see how he feels. He does not respond.
She can’t believe she fell for the
Redneck Reverse.
by Billy-Soo January 25, 2022
Get the Redneck Reverse mug.A mommy-girlfriend dates men who love being treated like an incapable child.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
by Billy-Soo September 27, 2020
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