Definitions by Billy-Soo
Game On
When you have slept repeatedly with your friend’s ex bf.
She was seeing 5 other guys at the time and he meant nothing to her.
She called you drunk to meet at a bar to cock- block him.
You hit it off with him too much and went home with him.
The hook-up relationship continues for weeks after he told you he has no feelings, but always texts you back right away.
You have to see him at work on Monday and don’t know whether to ignore him or not.
So you text him to give him a ‘heads up’
and he responds right away and says
“IDK, be polite”
And you respond...okay ....”Game On!”
She was seeing 5 other guys at the time and he meant nothing to her.
She called you drunk to meet at a bar to cock- block him.
You hit it off with him too much and went home with him.
The hook-up relationship continues for weeks after he told you he has no feelings, but always texts you back right away.
You have to see him at work on Monday and don’t know whether to ignore him or not.
So you text him to give him a ‘heads up’
and he responds right away and says
“IDK, be polite”
And you respond...okay ....”Game On!”
Loute
A man who tries endlessly over the years to get with you. He wants to take you out for dinner and secure a real date.
Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.
You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.
You have no feelings for him.
Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.
You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.
You have no feelings for him.
Upkeep
Keeping up with the guys that keep
texting you after they have expressed interested in you.
They have been honest and told you they are in an open relationship ship, married or not single. They still keep texting you to see what’s up.
It goes against your values, but you are single and later in age and don’t really care about anyone else anymore.
You lay low and not respond for a few days or weeks because you are not a home reacker although you really want them.
The conclusion is that you have no moral compass anymore and curiosity gets the better of you and you text back to see how far they will go.
This all happens after you have already texted them to ‘call me when you are single’.
texting you after they have expressed interested in you.
They have been honest and told you they are in an open relationship ship, married or not single. They still keep texting you to see what’s up.
It goes against your values, but you are single and later in age and don’t really care about anyone else anymore.
You lay low and not respond for a few days or weeks because you are not a home reacker although you really want them.
The conclusion is that you have no moral compass anymore and curiosity gets the better of you and you text back to see how far they will go.
This all happens after you have already texted them to ‘call me when you are single’.
Inverted Ass
The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
Inverted Ass by Billy-Soo October 24, 2019
Elever
Someone whom you know inside and out. You have dated in the past, but know it will never work out. You still love them and they love you.
Is’s a combination of ‘I love you, whatever.’
Is’s a combination of ‘I love you, whatever.’
Hey, Mark once you get your
strap fixed on your passenger helmet for your motorcycle we will go for a ride, until then, elever.
strap fixed on your passenger helmet for your motorcycle we will go for a ride, until then, elever.
Norelle
She has experienced a lot in her life. She never wants to have kids.
She is a different kind of girl who has a punk rock band, records her own music and videos. She is not afraid to be awesome, yet work let’s her down and does not see the true potential in her.
She is always there when I need someone real. She does no judge as she has been through a lot. She will send you books to read, wise words of encouragement and laugh with you at all the silly stuff in the world.
She is a different kind of girl who has a punk rock band, records her own music and videos. She is not afraid to be awesome, yet work let’s her down and does not see the true potential in her.
She is always there when I need someone real. She does no judge as she has been through a lot. She will send you books to read, wise words of encouragement and laugh with you at all the silly stuff in the world.