Billy-Soo's definitions

Jump-off

One night stands for girls. When she decides that she never wants to see him again.

...”As long as he wasn’t some one night

jump-off, than you should call him back”

by Billy-Soo April 30, 2020

Shmunzla

Amish bed courtship. A form of dating but over night in bed. No sex is involved, just cuddling, kissing and then going to sleep while holding each other.

Hey Emma, how is was your shmunzla with Jacob last night? “Scmunzla is boring my dear sister Rebecca. Jacob smells like day old bacon grease and his has a funny whistle through his nose hairs when he snores”

by Billy-Soo August 5, 2020

Wringer

Been through a difficult relationship.

I’ve been through the wringer again y’all.

by Billy-Soo May 5, 2020

Elever

Someone whom you know inside and out. You have dated in the past, but know it will never work out. You still love them and they love you.
Is’s a combination of ‘I love you, whatever.’

Hey, Mark once you get your
strap fixed on your passenger helmet for your motorcycle we will go for a ride, until then, elever.

by Billy-Soo October 13, 2019

Lesser Up

Having a mad crush on an older man at 50+.
He is a balcholor and could never provide a family or have much physical stamina during sex, but you are in love with him anyways.

I’m so lesser up for him.

by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019

Alastasher

Name of a boyfriend who wants to keep you stashed and not tell anyone you are dating. He says he is in love with you.
He calls you by his ex-wife’s name sometimes.

Alastasher calls me every night and complains about work.

by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019

Kleenex or bounty

Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”

Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.

“Kleenex or bounty”

by Billy-Soo December 8, 2020