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by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
Get the Treading on tight water mug.A mommy-girlfriend dates men who love being treated like an incapable child.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
These men like to be treated to home cooked meals, clothes bought or picked out for them, rent payed and beer served to them when SHE gets home from work and endless available time to listen to his problems and concerns.
However, the mommy-girlfriend can never offer any advice when the man complains about his problems because the man would kick up a fuss and cry and scream that she is being mean.
Women who are desperate to find secure love are happy providing this to these immature men. Being fully supported and controlled by a woman makes them feel safe and they will never leave. These men take and take and never reciprocate the care because it would never cross their mind.
They couldn’t even afford to take their mommy-girlfriend out for dinner or a beer because they don’t have a job.
by Billy-Soo September 27, 2020
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Get the Jump-off mug.The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.
by Billy-Soo December 15, 2020
Get the Pot Fairy mug.Amish bed courtship. A form of dating but over night in bed. No sex is involved, just cuddling, kissing and then going to sleep while holding each other.
Hey Emma, how is was your shmunzla with Jacob last night? “Scmunzla is boring my dear sister Rebecca. Jacob smells like day old bacon grease and his has a funny whistle through his nose hairs when he snores”
by Billy-Soo August 5, 2020
Get the Shmunzla mug.She has experienced a lot in her life. She never wants to have kids.
She is a different kind of girl who has a punk rock band, records her own music and videos. She is not afraid to be awesome, yet work let’s her down and does not see the true potential in her.
She is always there when I need someone real. She does no judge as she has been through a lot. She will send you books to read, wise words of encouragement and laugh with you at all the silly stuff in the world.
She is a different kind of girl who has a punk rock band, records her own music and videos. She is not afraid to be awesome, yet work let’s her down and does not see the true potential in her.
She is always there when I need someone real. She does no judge as she has been through a lot. She will send you books to read, wise words of encouragement and laugh with you at all the silly stuff in the world.
by Billy-Soo October 9, 2019
Get the Norelle mug.Tumbleweed forgot to park his car in the lot and left it in the middle of the intersection or during a red light to go into the bar to grab a drink.
by Billy-Soo June 19, 2020
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