Billy 's definitions

coke piss

That big, long, two minute piss, that you take after drinking an extra large soda at the movie theater.

After sitting through two and a half hours of The Last Samurai, Wes went and took a coke piss.

by Billy December 9, 2003

Skoke

A pop-punk, punk, ska band based in MoCo that works hard to get gigs.

Colin: Hey are you going to that abnds Skoke show?
Jesse: Yeah man there phat.

by Billy December 27, 2003

cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.

Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."

by Billy December 31, 2003

pape

Paper or papers that are used to roll marijuana cigarettes, or cigaweed.

Man, you got any pape's, momma' swiped all mine!

by Billy January 30, 2004

masturbathon

Masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.

When I heard Todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, I bought stock in Kleenex.

by Billy November 14, 2002

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

Glass

transparent material often found in windows, refrigerated display cases for food and beverages, which, when it is used in a scene of a Steven Seagal movie, will cause a fight to occur and which will be shattered by human heads and bodies.

by Billy January 26, 2003