Zodiac sign

According to everyone on the internet, fuck em.

Fuck your zodiac sign, what number of toast do you like?

I like 5

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Ocean

That water you can fuckin swim in

Billy swam in the ocean

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 06, 2023

Clockwork

When you give a blowjob to someone and they are spinning there dick around in your mouth

Jack: Did you here that Ben gave a clockwork to that dead hooker on the street?
Matt: Nice

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 07, 2023

Plush vagina

1: when you insert your penis in the female private parts aka the vagina and it feels like the inside of an Umbreon plush toy (any plush toy really, maybe even Judy hopps, shes really fucking hot, i have a boner just thinking about her), aka a plush vagina.
2: when you cut a hole in a Lola bunny (any plush toy really, it could even be Spider-Man!) and you fuck it.

1: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.
2: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.

I need a therapist

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 09, 2023

Jungle

Where black people live and speak there language by clicking their tounge.

Wanna spend a night in the jungle?
Where the black people live? Fuck no, we’d have to spend all our money on kfc and purple kool aid if we were to do that.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 09, 2023

Ancient voices

When the voices in your head come back, but they sound old as shit

I keep hearing ancient voices in my head

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 06, 2023

Bread

Something ducks throw at poor women.

Bro this ducking fuck threw bread at me
Sounds like bread

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 09, 2023