Reds

Street-name for secanol--a barbituate/downer. Secanols are called reds because 1) it's easier to say than secanol when you're jaw is too numb to work and 2) the pills are lipstick-red.
We should all take a lesson from Jimi Hendrix--Never mix reds with whiskey and then choke on your own vomit.
by Bill Brasky December 16, 2004
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Jewish Princess

n. A woman of Jewish faith and/or descent who displays at least two of the following criteria:
a) viciousness
b) greed
c) arrogance
d) vanity
e) social-dominance
f) inability to do minor tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, laundry)
g) fragility
h) dishonesty
Did you hear about Herschel? The poor heeb has downed his fifth bottle of Manischewitz because of that wershtuptd Jewish Princess he just married. Oy gevald!
by Bill Brasky October 04, 2004
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Skater

A person who dies their hair black and listens to punk music. They skate around small buildings and usually wreck because they can't see through their hair over their eyes.
"Man i wish i could hang out at grocery stores and smoke pot and skate like them"
by Bill Brasky May 13, 2005
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crewba

A woman with an usually big ass that does crew. Hence, a crewba. Variation of WUBA (Woman with Unussual Big Ass).
by Bill Brasky January 22, 2005
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Whale's Vagina

This phrase stems from the film "Anchorman". During the seen where Ron is giving his new co-worker a tour of San Diego, he tells her that the city's name means "A Whale's Vagina" in German. This was such an obsurd suggestion that things to this level of proposterousness are therefore refered to as "Whale's Vagina"
Resident Advisor: There will be 24 hour quiet hours this week.
First Year Student: Ma'am, that's whale's vagina!
by Bill Brasky December 25, 2004
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Bitters

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.
Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!
by Bill Brasky February 01, 2005
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whiskey dick

Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.

More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."

"I'm too drunk to fuck."
by Bill Brasky March 02, 2005
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