Bill Brasky's definitions
by bill brasky April 20, 2005
Get the mud flapmug. by Bill Brasky June 10, 2004
Get the karl malonemug. n. slang term for a woman's breasts. This has been derived from the term "mammary" which is a gland in the mamalian breast that secretes the hormone prolactin as well as breast milk. The mammaries become especially active during menses and pregnancy as well as while taking atypical antipsychotic medications (Risperdal, Clozaril, Zyprexa, Seroquel) causing what is known as Risperdal Tits.
by Bill Brasky February 2, 2005
Get the mamsmug. Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
by Bill Brasky March 2, 2005
Get the whiskey dickmug. n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis
I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.
by Bill Brasky September 3, 2005
Get the jerk ragmug. A woman with an usually big ass that does crew. Hence, a crewba. Variation of WUBA (Woman with Unussual Big Ass).
by Bill Brasky January 22, 2005
Get the crewbamug. A person who dies their hair black and listens to punk music. They skate around small buildings and usually wreck because they can't see through their hair over their eyes.
by Bill Brasky May 13, 2005
Get the Skatermug.