Bill's definitions

Jackasas

someone from arkansas who's inherent nature it is to be a jackass.

Bill Clinton can sure be a Jackasas sometimes

by Bill January 25, 2004

CC

Constructive Criticism. Critique given by reviewers to help a writer improve his/her work.The opposite of a flame. There is nice CC, matter of fact CC and harsh CC.

Flames are criticism without help suggestions

CC Example 1: This story is pretty damn good, but I do have a slight issue with A and C. Improve and it'll be as good as B and D.

CC Example 2: What have you done? This story is very poorly written, yet it could be great if you do this this this and this. I also suggest you find a beta reader.

CC Example 2: WTF? What is this crap? You don't have any writing talent whatsoever! *proceeds to tell why*

Flame: U suk! My fuking dog can write better than u. Remove dis shit and stop writing, tard!

by Bill September 30, 2006

stockamore

a extremely cool person who is a fast runner

look at that stockamore go

by bill November 8, 2003

layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

by bill May 1, 2003

Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

by Bill March 31, 2004

cooter scooter

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.

"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!

by Bill May 20, 2004

jock

A complete muscle head who thinks having a life riddled with friends and women who's only good feature is the body will actually get them somewhere. One who goes out of his wasy to look for flaws in people. Is always trying to look cool by wearing the latest style.

read the above

by Bill June 18, 2004