pwn3d

"Owned" misspelled.
1. Being owned.
2. The act of having owned someone else.

Dude, you're getting PWN3D!!11!!!

by Bill August 19, 2003

cooze

A cutesy term for vagina, pussy or cunt. Best used around small children.

Don't forget to clean your cooze.

by Bill February 24, 2004

Malarkey

Slang for bullshit. A name of a soldier who served in the 101st.

"Name?"

"Malarkey, Donald G."

"Malarkey? Malarkey's slang for bullshit isn't it?"

"Yes sir!"

"Rust on the butt plate hinge spring Pvt. Bullshit. Revoked."

by Bill December 03, 2005

cane

A University of Miami student identified by profuse drug use. Derived from COCAINE

Why can't the Cane player get into a huddle on the field anymore? It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

by Bill May 02, 2004

Ruptured Duck

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

by bill April 23, 2005

jount

Jount can be used as a replacement for ANY noun. If used as a verb, it also acts as a license to get punched in the face by those who feel like punching you.

Q: "What is the meaning of life?"
A: "Jount."

by Bill February 08, 2003

costly

1. Verb. To be expensive in time, money or another commodity.

2. Noun. Someone who has removed credibility from themselves.

1. 'Building the Channel Tunnel was costly'.

2. 'Tim was costly after admitting he liked Blazin Squad'.

by Bill April 16, 2004