Definitions by Bill 

optomist 

A person that thinks everything is ok when it isnt!!

oh my friend was just shot but at least he lived as long as he did

optomist by bill November 7, 2003

matrix moment 

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.

....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."

matrix moment by Bill November 6, 2003

caunk 

slang term for the male reproductive organ.

penis, cock, talleywaker, dick, mushroom tip, pedro, or johnson.

caunk by bill November 6, 2003

caunk 

slang term for the male reproductive organ..

penis, cock, dick, talleywaker, mushroomtip, pedro, or johnson.

caunk by bill November 6, 2003

seven 

a number what the hell else would it be

2nd grader:look momy i can count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7!

seven by bill November 4, 2003

manties

long- legged gramma bloomers worn by a man

"these manties have a life of their own, I think the flowers are gonna sprout buds"

manties by Bill November 2, 2003

Scary-Rocker 

Worthless piece of crud often found under your boot.

I think I just stepped in something nasty. Must be a Scary Rocker

Scary-Rocker by bill October 27, 2003