by BigMancini February 20, 2020
The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.
Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”
by BigMancini February 20, 2020
Girl #1: "I had sex with a guy with a really small penis, it took me nearly 30 minutes just to find it"
Girl #2: "Was it Dario?"
Girl #2: "Was it Dario?"
by BigMancini November 18, 2017
A horrible,rude and ungrateful person who is over weight. he can sometimes be nice but is usually an asshole. he gets all the girls because of his beautiful African accent.
Roger: "Yimaj made fun of me today"
Candice: " He is so hot, i just want to kiss him"
Roger: How can you like him, you slut?"
Candice: " He probably has a ten inch"
Candice: " He is so hot, i just want to kiss him"
Roger: How can you like him, you slut?"
Candice: " He probably has a ten inch"
by BigMancini October 17, 2017
A dumbass
by BigMancini September 26, 2018
by BigMancini February 20, 2020