BigBird1017's definitions

One Hundred Pounds of Clay

A top ten song from 1961, recorded by black singer Gene McDaniels, singing about his BLACK girlfriend. Not to be confused with the uncharted sequel song in 1962, where McDaniels sung about his WHITE girlfriend. It was entitled TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay.

Yo, Tyrone and Jamaal double-dated last night. Jamaal had a One Hundred Pounds of Clay chick, while Tyrone had a TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay chick!

by BigBird1017 March 8, 2008

owl gore

A newly-discovered form of leukemia, found in the barnyard, great horned, and spotted owls of Tennessee. Researchers believe it is the result of excessive, high-voltage transmissions from the many, many electrical lines required to service the mansion of Internet-inventor Albert Gore, Jr. Attempts to cure the disease via owl chemotherapy have been foiled by the environmentally-destructive, polluting effects of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's large, fuel-guzzling personal jet. Due to the rapidly-declining owl population in Tennessee, the rats have grown in size and number, and are threatening to take over the state capitol in Nashville.

Al Gore is to blame for destroying the environment by causing owl gore. Yesterday, I saw a rat as fat as Al....he was driving a pick-up truck with a Hussien Obama for President bumper sticker!

by BigBird1017 April 20, 2008

Bill Gates pecker

a penis reminiscent of Bill Gates....it's Micro and Soft

After gym class, Grant always showered with his shorts on...he had a Bill Gates pecker.

by BigBird1017 March 20, 2008

Homo Depot

A generic reference to retail stores which gay men frequent, such as The Pottery Barn, Michael's, and all antique stores.

Bruce and Lance always go shopping Saturday morning at the Homo Depot.

by BigBird1017 March 21, 2008

Foggy Bottom

A popular area in Washington, DC, home to George Washington University. Not to be confused with Faggy Bottom, an area in Washington, DC near Dupont Circle!

To get to GWU, take the Metro Orange Line to the Foggy Bottom station.

To get to Faggy Bottom, take the Metro Red Line to Dupont Circle.

by BigBird1017 March 31, 2008

Barack O'Bama

A very popular Irish jig.

We danced the Barack O'Bama when Ted Kennedy was elected President.

by BigBird1017 March 18, 2008

Obamanation

a fiasco, a total screw up, a downWRIGHT disaster

When I shouted out my old girlfriend's name on my honeymoon night, it was an Obamanation!

by BigBird1017 May 2, 2008