Definitions by Big man

Scrotitilyumptious 

When you really want to fuck a girls tits.

Did you see that girl back there? Ah, man she was looking scrotitilyumptious.

Scrotitilyumptious by Big Man May 13, 2005

teddy

(full 'teddy bear' A stuffed toy bear.

That kid who had a stuffed animal fetish loved cumming on his teddy.

teddy by Big Man May 13, 2005

puffalump 

A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.

I humping the heck out of the puffalump.

I cummed in a puffalump really hard.

puffalump by Big Man January 15, 2005

power cap 

A very large head of a penis

All the ladies cry when I pull out the power cap.

power cap by Big Man December 23, 2004

Chode 

A penis in which the circumference (measurement around) is longer than its length from base to tip

man, that guy has a chode like a tuna can

Chode by Big Man February 22, 2004

dirty rainbow 

When you aim your ass up in the air & shoot diarreah onto someones face

My friend passed out on the couch so I gave him a dirty rainbow

dirty rainbow by Big Man February 19, 2004

spunk giblet 

someone who is about as useful as a chicken giblet only then dipped in spunk

ken livingston

spunk giblet by Big man March 13, 2003