Chode

A penis in which the circumference (measurement around) is longer than its length from base to tip

man, that guy has a chode like a tuna can

by Big Man February 23, 2004

Scrotitilyumptious

When you really want to fuck a girls tits.

Did you see that girl back there? Ah, man she was looking scrotitilyumptious.

by Big Man February 16, 2005

spunk giblet

someone who is about as useful as a chicken giblet only then dipped in spunk

ken livingston

by Big man March 13, 2003

puffalump

A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.

I humping the heck out of the puffalump.

I cummed in a puffalump really hard.

by Big Man January 15, 2005

fat knacker

someone who is so fucking fat they can't see their feet, walking from the sofa to the fridge is enough to knacker them out

holy fucking christ look at the size of that fat knacker going to mcdonalds, we'd better order first or there will be nothing left.

by Big man March 13, 2003

audi

nice german car

jamal you fucking thief, guy like you can't afford a car like that get back to the paki getto

by Big man March 13, 2003

power cap

A very large head of a penis

All the ladies cry when I pull out the power cap.

by Big Man December 23, 2004