Dog's Egg

Noun
Faeces, a dump, a poo

Laid a fresh batch of dog's eggs this morning

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

Curl Off

Verb
To defecate
See also dog's eggs

I had a 40lb steak last night and the size of the dump i curled off this morning! Blamed it on a small apanese girl when questioned.

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

Bum Lord

Noun
Similar in meaning to Gay Lord.
A lord of all that is bum.
A homosexual man.

You son of a bum lord

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

thunderpyramid22xxxl

It makes my penis drip with excitement

lol k lol aight k lamfo

by Big Jim April 11, 2004

Koo Time

1. the time right before you fart when you're lifting weights, particularily the bench press.

It's Koo Time bitch!

by Big Jim October 11, 2004

jangle-berries (plural)

a device for jangling often attached to a monkey

My monkey's jangle-berries are broken

by Big Jim December 19, 2003

plinky

adj
desribes a state where plink has been achieved by a person or action often following self-gratification.

I bashed one off last night and felt proper plinky afterwards

by Big Jim December 19, 2003