Definitions by Big Fat J

handmack 

your hand gets lots of sex while your penis looks on in a dissappointed depression.

4th grader- "dude u are suck a handmack"

college junior- "you aint shit but a handmack"

handmack by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

jail sequence 

the common story heard of getting arrested sent to jail and assfucked my a 450 pound balding jew named joshua.

i never heard of a jail sequence til Bubba "mishandled my package"

jail sequence by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

viagrapon 

when one clips coupons for $1 off viagra. or possible buy one get the second half off.

man im low. i need to viagrapon again.

viagrapon by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

skimater 

when one's genatialia gets frostbitten in the "on position" and they have no more feeling in that part.

i want to get skimatered so i can collect on the insurance and save on viagra

skimater by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

nostipicus

the act of sexual intercourse by sticking the penis is the nostil named after the greek god Nostipicus outlawed to have sex so he found a new way to find pleasure.

come on baby,... its just nostipicus.

nostipicus by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

Smoggler 

a old shitty ass car or ford.

dont buy that smoggler

Smoggler by Big Fat J January 31, 2003