jail sequence

the common story heard of getting arrested sent to jail and assfucked my a 450 pound balding jew named joshua.

i never heard of a jail sequence til Bubba "mishandled my package"

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

handmack

your hand gets lots of sex while your penis looks on in a dissappointed depression.

4th grader- "dude u are suck a handmack"

college junior- "you aint shit but a handmack"

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

jum

a terrible practical joke when one ejaculates in anothers orange juice.

That jum was kinda messed up.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

tui

a japanese hooker

i think your mom used to be a tui. thats rad. can i get a discount?

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

Smoggler

a old shitty ass car or ford.

dont buy that smoggler

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

pecker

often a slang word for "chicken"

That pecker is peckin on some corn...yeah...

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003