Big Country Kellogg's definitions

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time.

Boomquisha: Girl, you see my man Michael Vick on yo Zenith screen last night.
LaPatricia: Oooooooooooo girl, he is fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Boomquisha: My god, girl, get cho priorities straight. His game is fine too. He ran fo 213 yards and threw for 4 touchdowns.
LaPatricia: (daydreaming) What you say?

by Big Country Kellogg December 24, 2008

berf

A sparingly used word to put emphasis on the word "both".
A higher degree of emphasis than bof, which is higher than both.

Scott: Both of us are going to the hair stylist for a haircut.

Javon: Bof of us is goin to da parlor to trim we fros.

Darquavis: Berf us gizzah mosey to da barber shop and get a fresh cut.

by Big Country Kellogg December 24, 2008

J Mickey

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.

Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.

Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

payday

one of the livest games to come out of milton bradley's board game line since topple

me and LaCourteous was finna play payday when bof we aunts made us go to Aldi and search for the cheapest sales on Good N' Plenty

by Big Country Kellogg October 21, 2008

Jiggaboo Nappy

An honorable nickname given to anyone of African decent.

Yo Shoshanda, I'm finna call you Jiggaboo Nappy if you win the mamapork eating contest being held in Charlotte this weekend.

by Big Country Kellogg August 23, 2007

Mamapork

A pork based dish composed of soulfood ingrediants such as extra sticks of butter, rice porridge, green been extract, and others. Usually served in the deep south at barbeques, and other social events. Can be prepared: fried, deep fried, or extra crispy and sometimes eaten raw. Derived from the fact that wholesome mothers usually are ones who serve this food.

Genesis God: Auntie, you gizzah fix me my mamapork?
Auntie Mary: Nah Nah Genesis, you all of 12 years old, and you is expecting you own child any month now. You's best know how to fix dis mamapork by you lonesome.
Genesis God: Yes'm, Auntie.

by Big Country Kellogg January 2, 2009