Big Al's definitions

ass-snack

A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.

That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?

by Big Al August 30, 2003

burt gummer

All around nice bloke! Enjoys mild, and makes humerous 80's programming related picture jokes...

I had a pint of mild with burt gummer

by Big Al June 17, 2004

bone sauce

semen, cum

I gave Melanie's face a mightly hefty load of bone sauce last night.

by Big Al June 17, 2004

jobby jabber

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.

Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!

by big al June 6, 2004

Manto

Potential female partners who usually congregate around pubs and clubs.

From the slang Mantovani (fanny)

John returned from the toilet and overheard a guy saying "Check out the manto in bar tonight!"

by Big Al January 6, 2004

dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

by Big Al May 13, 2005

iron pipe of fuk-nasty

another word for dick; a well-worked dick that is very powerful

1) hey girl, wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuk-nasty
2) man with the iron pipe of fuk-nasty, i can drive shit into the ground

by Big Al May 13, 2005