Big AL's definitions

ass-snack

A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.

That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?

by Big Al August 30, 2003

burt gummer

All around nice bloke! Enjoys mild, and makes humerous 80's programming related picture jokes...

I had a pint of mild with burt gummer

by Big Al June 17, 2004

Love Rocket

A term referring to a man's reproductive gland (a cock).

My love rocket blasted off into Suzie's coochie nebula last night, bong!!!!

by Big Al November 3, 2003

freaky bitch

girl who will do anything, any time, anywhere, with anybody.

paris hilton

by big al December 9, 2003

strategery

The key to George W. Bush's presidency. Used by janky strategerists.

Dude: "How would you sum up your campaign in one word Mr. Bush?"
Bush: "Strategery"

by big Al February 3, 2003

crap-nasty

act of shitting your pants so bad that it goes everywhere and gets on everything

1) oh shit guys, i just went crap-nasty all over myself

by Big Al May 13, 2005

tea bagging

to dip your balls into a persons mouth while they lay on their back with hot water in their mouth.

I did some tea bagging with Melanie last night but stopped when the water got cold.

by Big Al June 25, 2004