human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.

That slave is a human toilet.

by Big Al October 02, 2003

tea bagging

to dip your balls into a persons mouth while they lay on their back with hot water in their mouth.

I did some tea bagging with Melanie last night but stopped when the water got cold.

by Big Al June 25, 2004

crust

The dried vaginal secretions that can appear around the clitoral area of women who do not bathe themselves.

Damn, did you see the crust on that bitch?

by Big Al September 15, 2003

magik

Being a drag queen, being able to rub your chest all day long while moaning

OMG, you so magik !!!11 one one LOL

by Big Al July 03, 2003

fartface

Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room

by Big Al August 05, 2003

Alabama

If you've never been to Alabama, don't go around actin' like you know all about it. If you're puttin' down Alabama you're probably some stupid yankee that has to have the government support your family. when you're down here it makes all your worries go away,everything is just so relaxed. you can sit on your front porch and just chill out all day. So what if most of us are rednecks, we are the best kinda people to be around, we can show you a great time and we are friendly. If you move down here i'll bet that the first day you're here that you will have at least 10 neighbors come by and welcome you, that probably wouldn't happen up in yankeeville. Think twice before you put down alabama again.

Tuscalusa--Home of the Bear
Roll-Tide

by Big Al January 11, 2005

dick weasel

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside

1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.

by Big Al March 11, 2005