A portmanteau of Wikipedia and propaganda, wikiganda is what issues from the O’Sullivan’s Law-subsumed online encyclopedia that ostensibly "anyone can edit", but which in practice is a thought-policed lie-factory peddling establishment narratives.
"When a CNN or a FOX News bimbette reads some bullshit off her teleprompter, you don't buy it for a second, because yer smart, right? But when the same thing is written in Wikipedia with CNN or FOX as the 'reliable source', your dumb brain will eat it up with a spoon. And the garbage will sit there for years, waiting patiently like poison in an unlabeled container. That's the power of wikiganda."
by Bezzle Bedeviled August 12, 2019
In contrast to the rank-and-file "useful idiot" (typically a disposable agitator), a "professional idiot" earns a living satisfying regime objectives. Examples include teachers, scientists, economics, and journalists promoting establishment narratives, and shock jocks and controlled-opposition figures pushing fall-back propaganda (loudly-advertised phony deplatforming pogroms may be instituted against these latter figures with declining levels of interest in order to remind you, the rube, that they exist). The professional idiot is intensely adverse to actual productive work, and invariably gravitates to careers in government and its associated parasitic organizations, or to other roles permitting him to talk for a living.
The difference between a professional idiot and a traitor is that the idiot believes in the bullshit he spouts whereas a traitor is consciously aware of the hidden goals of the entity he supports or receives compensation from. That said, the line differentiating professional idiocy from treason is amorphous, and much apparent "idiocy" is simply a cunning ruse on the part of knowing agents of influence, so much so that, for the clearest picture, the prudent observer will invert Hanlon's Razor to read thus: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice."
The difference between a professional idiot and a traitor is that the idiot believes in the bullshit he spouts whereas a traitor is consciously aware of the hidden goals of the entity he supports or receives compensation from. That said, the line differentiating professional idiocy from treason is amorphous, and much apparent "idiocy" is simply a cunning ruse on the part of knowing agents of influence, so much so that, for the clearest picture, the prudent observer will invert Hanlon's Razor to read thus: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice."
by Bezzle Bedeviled January 12, 2020
British slang portmanteau of "wally" (a stupid person) and "mutton-chops" (sideburns facial hair), especially when referring to a pompously-bearded narcissistic authority figure with a stick up their arse.
by Bezzle Bedeviled February 20, 2020
"TWRA" is an acronym for "take women's rights away" or "taking women's rights away", as promoted by the "Turd Flinging Monkey" (TFM) internet personality.
"We need to take women's rights away, and do it fast, because all they do is vote for more communism and more immigration, and end up destroying the culture that enfranchised them in the first place. When the Moslems outnumber you in your own country, they'll institute Sharia Law and make it happen anyway—so the native men in these countries are better off TWRA right now while they still can. Because otherwise it's Allahu Akbar-in-the-USSR civilizational extinction and back to the Dark Ages, and kiss your language and maybe your race goodbye too."
by Bezzle Bedeviled December 20, 2018
A portmanteau of Zuckerberg and English, Zucklish is English, but in which "naughty" words are spelled differently to avoid social-media algorithmic thought-police. As the roster of thought-crime words increases over time, misspellings must become ever more inventive.
"I forgot my Zucklish and spelled 'faggot' without a zero, and now I'm in Facebook jail for three days!"
by Bezzle Bedeviled April 30, 2020
A tofu project (or tofu dreg project) is a Chinese term (Traditional Chinese: 豆腐渣工程; Pinyin: dòufuzhā gōngchéng) for a shoddily-made building, especially those hastily erected during China's communist-mandated construction boom. These edifices infamously collapse during earthquakes, when not for no apparent reason whatsoever.
"The term (tofu project) was coined in 2008 during the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan province, when thousands of children died in collapsed “tofu-dreg” schools. Families and schoolteachers who sought accountability for the bad construction were silenced through detention and police threat." (Los Angeles Times, "As Beijing claims credit for beating coronavirus, many Chinese are outraged: ‘Fake! It’s all fake!’ ", Alice Su, March 10, 2020)
by Bezzle Bedeviled March 27, 2020
A portmanteau of "unctuous" and "intellectual", an "unctuellectual" is typically a slimy talking-head who makes a living promoting a political agenda after being elevated to prominence on phony accolades. E.g., marxist university professors and modern art critics.
by Bezzle Bedeviled November 08, 2019