Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.

I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.

by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024

Catch 26

A catch 26 is when you out-dumb someone who is too dumb to out-smart, and your statement is so ridiculous that it temporarily fries their brain, but then you explain it so logically that it makes sense. See stand up routine by comedian Cliff Cash

Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:

That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26

by BettyYellowSplash March 22, 2025

Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces

Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.

by BettyYellowSplash April 2, 2024

Faggot

1. Donny Trump, Jd Vance, Elon Musk, the BROligarchy & every trump ass eater
2. Neo-Nazis, Nazis, racists, fascists,
3. A trump supporter
4. Any and every member of maga
5. Eloncucks, magaincels

Bernie: Did you hear that every single person on Earth voted to change the definition of Faggot?

Alexandria: Omg yes! Every single person on Earth has agreed that trump supporters are the faggots!

Bernie: Trump is a fag, Elon is a megafag, jd Vance is a faggot5000!

by BettyYellowSplash February 28, 2025

789er

The mother of all insults, the granddaddy of bad words, the most dreaded and feared word that can only be said behind closed doors when no one is watching.

Tiktok trend of parents letting their kids curse on film when no one is looking, but they check the tape and hear the one word no one ever expects to hear…

Girl: What the hell you 789er!!

by BettyYellowSplash March 15, 2025

been listening to alot of guns and roses

This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low

Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!

by BettyYellowSplash December 20, 2024

Ai mouth

Ai Mouth is when someone’s mouth does not seem to line up with the words coming out of it. It can happen on screen or irl when it just looks like someone’s mouth is out of synch or not making the right shapes.

Doug: Oh man is this Netflix show overdubbed again?
Terry: idk I can’t tell but she looks like she has Ai mouth
Doug: yeah it’s like watching an old Godzilla film

by BettyYellowSplash July 18, 2025