BenchMax345's definitions

Unpausable

This word can be use in place of unstoppable and continuous.

Time is unpausable...only to Chuck Norris.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Bitch-tits McGee

A female who has the qualities of an irritatingly bothersome, baggy eyes, bitch slut, kinky, mid-life crisis, wannabe personality and appearance.

D Unit: Damn, Bitch-tits McGee is in the hiz-zouse!
G Unit: Shit, I ain't tutoring this bitch ass mother fucker.
D Unit: Let's ditch dis bitch-tits and ball out to Chile's.
G Unit: I concur! Keepin' real like a motherfucking gangsta beat.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Ben Assfleck

Synonym: Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Ball Eagle

A rare species of eagles. Ball eagles can appear suddenly at any given time. Ball Eagle exist to attack only men(not women). Ball eagle will purposely attack your balls if you're not careful. Ball Eagle can fly 1745% faster than the maximum speed of an original bald eagle. Ball eagles fly at full speed, without delay or hesitation, directly into your balls.

Josh and I was flying kites one day. Suddenly, a ball eagle flew straight into Josh's balls hence destroying his family jewels.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Zoo Driftin'

A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event.

Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight?
Chick2: Awwww, I can't. I'm going Zoo Driftin'. Yeah...the crew and I are going drifting at the zoo.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

angraffiti

A graffiti artwork that bleeds anger toward a person's eyes. An angraffiti usually express as a form of protest.

Hippies' angraffiti is futile against a conservative nation like the U.S.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

drunkaholic

Someone who surpass the capability of an alcoholic. To be a drunkaholic, you must not only be addicted to alcohol, but you must be addicted to getting extremely wasted. Drunkaholic can only be mastered by a few individuals on this planet. To be a drunkaholic, you must drink at every parties; furthermore, you must drink everyday. Drunkaholic remain drunk 24/7 to avoid a hangover.

**At the farm**
D-Unit: I want my Hpnotic and Crown Royal.
B-Unit: Dude, no more drinking for you. I don't want to have a drunkaholic as a friend.
D-Unit: Boo hoo.

by BenchMax345 March 1, 2008