BenchMax345's definitions

Cancun

A place where you have OVER 9000 percent chance of having sex or losing your virginity. Cancun is a place where you can be drunk 25/7, not 24/7. It is place where alcohol is available everywhere you turn to. Nobody down in Cancun will ID you. In fact, nobody gives a shit. However, going to the airport with a hangover can be a bitch and a half.

I went to Cancun and a lot happened ;)

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2009

Atomic Lotus

This move can only be pulled off by young single mom (ages between 16-23). Atomic Lotus occurs when a single mom decided to let the grand parent (assuming they both are still alive) baby sit the little ones at night. Afterward, when the baby decided to go to sleep, the mother will go out and party or do what she wants.

There's a big party going on tonigh; I'm going to drop an Atomic Lotus tonight.

by BenchMax345 March 7, 2009

Pea Coat

A trend that is very annoying for the winter of 2009-2010 (and probably will continue for a while). Everywhere you turned to, you will see people wearing these coats. Douchebags are beginning to wear them. When fat people wear them, they look stupid with fail on top of it. Also, there are some cheap pea coats that can be purchased at Old Navy; however, these coats make you look like you're wearing a cheap Halloween costume of fail. Pea Coat, as defined by wikipedia, is an outer coat, generally of a navy-colored heavy wool, originally worn by sailors of European navies. Pea coats are characterized by broad lapels, double-breasted fronts, often large wooden or metal buttons, and vertical or slash pockets.

Back in the 2007, I love my pea coat. Now, I'm seeing a lot of fuck face people wearing them upset the living Jesus out of me.

by BenchMax345 January 17, 2010

w^5

w^5 is read as w to the fifth. w^5 is translated to "which was what we wanted."

David: We got the answer to be 56 cm cube. Now, I'm going to check the answer...and it is 56 cm cube... w^5 BOOYAH!

by BenchMax345 February 8, 2009

Fake Bacon

This word can be use to describe any person who fake noticeable "tanish" skin. Although their friends may say that they look "naturally" tan, it's a lie. It is clearly noticeable. Let's not lie to ourself here. What is natural is the skin color that you were born with. In conclusion, if you think you need a tan, then the truth is that you put yourself below every normal human being. On the plus side, you Fake Bacon provide society with laughter and entertainment with your fake tan look. Congrats.

Chick (came to a party sizzling): Sup gangsta! Do you like my new tan?
Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol
Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)

by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008

Fuck You

Fuck You is how you say fuck you in America.

Paul: I bench more than you kid.
Kid: Fuck you!

by BenchMax345 March 3, 2008

Powerful

1. When anything or anyone excend the ability to over bench 300lbs and when the scouter read its power level to be OVER 9,000.
2. The ability to do anything (such as banging your mom).
3. Chuck Norris.

D: Why the fuck did you do that?!!\
V: Cause I'm POWERFUL!!!!!


V: I aced the test cause the teacher printed it in the library
D: POWERFUL!

by BenchMax345 May 21, 2009