BenchMax345's definitions

w^5

w^5 is read as w to the fifth. w^5 is translated to "which was what we wanted."

David: We got the answer to be 56 cm cube. Now, I'm going to check the answer...and it is 56 cm cube... w^5 BOOYAH!

by BenchMax345 February 8, 2009

Unpausable

This word can be use in place of unstoppable and continuous.

Time is unpausable...only to Chuck Norris.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Ball Eagle

A rare species of eagles. Ball eagles can appear suddenly at any given time. Ball Eagle exist to attack only men(not women). Ball eagle will purposely attack your balls if you're not careful. Ball Eagle can fly 1745% faster than the maximum speed of an original bald eagle. Ball eagles fly at full speed, without delay or hesitation, directly into your balls.

Josh and I was flying kites one day. Suddenly, a ball eagle flew straight into Josh's balls hence destroying his family jewels.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

catapultulating

This word can be used in place of skyrocketing, accelerating, increasing, launching,and, rising.

During the Great Depression, FDR created the New Deal to to provide relief for the unemployed (like your lazy ass mom)thus catapultulating the workforce. Good work FDR...RESPECT.

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008

Mega Psycho Crusher

A brute attack that consist of the attacker flying in the air at 3.00*10^8 m/s. While flying, the person body will build of a deadly electricity(40 kilo amperes) and strike his/her opponent(s). This attack is unavoidable. Mega Psycho Crusher is a "one-hit kill." Mega Psycho Crusher is an equivalent of an output of 40 grams of Chucktanium energy. Mega Psycho Crusher is also an occupation that help provide funeral service hence bringing the dead body down to ashes.

Funeral Service Provider: I'm sorry for your loss.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): I wish he could live another 190 years; he's to young to die.
Funeral Service Provider: He served his time. We can not let his body freeze in the harsh blizzard any longer. Your soul will survive through this lonely winter...I promise.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): WTF, what are you intending to do? Tell Me! (So emotional)
Funeral Service Provider: Listen! he served his time; it's time to end your misery...MEGA PSYCHO CRUSHER!! (velocity increase; endothermic process "catapultulate."
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying and shouting): NOOOOOOO!
(BOOM!, the corpse is now reduce down into ashes)
Funeral Service Provider: RIP.
(Since Mega Psycho Crusher travel at the speed of light, The Over Sensitive Chick screaming sound can't travel as fast in comparison. Hence, the logic fits perfectly: When summon, Mega Psycho Crusher can't be stop, regardless.

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008

Bitch-tits McGee

A female who has the qualities of an irritatingly bothersome, baggy eyes, bitch slut, kinky, mid-life crisis, wannabe personality and appearance.

D Unit: Damn, Bitch-tits McGee is in the hiz-zouse!
G Unit: Shit, I ain't tutoring this bitch ass mother fucker.
D Unit: Let's ditch dis bitch-tits and ball out to Chile's.
G Unit: I concur! Keepin' real like a motherfucking gangsta beat.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

drunkaholic

Someone who surpass the capability of an alcoholic. To be a drunkaholic, you must not only be addicted to alcohol, but you must be addicted to getting extremely wasted. Drunkaholic can only be mastered by a few individuals on this planet. To be a drunkaholic, you must drink at every parties; furthermore, you must drink everyday. Drunkaholic remain drunk 24/7 to avoid a hangover.

**At the farm**
D-Unit: I want my Hpnotic and Crown Royal.
B-Unit: Dude, no more drinking for you. I don't want to have a drunkaholic as a friend.
D-Unit: Boo hoo.

by BenchMax345 March 1, 2008