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by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
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Get the Fuck You mug.Someone who does not have a valentine. They seek hope, but they face a severe beat down. Although this symptom temporary, it may lead to a catastrophic event.
by BenchMax345 February 14, 2008
Get the Valentineless mug.A trend that is very annoying for the winter of 2009-2010 (and probably will continue for a while). Everywhere you turned to, you will see people wearing these coats. Douchebags are beginning to wear them. When fat people wear them, they look stupid with fail on top of it. Also, there are some cheap pea coats that can be purchased at Old Navy; however, these coats make you look like you're wearing a cheap Halloween costume of fail. Pea Coat, as defined by wikipedia, is an outer coat, generally of a navy-colored heavy wool, originally worn by sailors of European navies. Pea coats are characterized by broad lapels, double-breasted fronts, often large wooden or metal buttons, and vertical or slash pockets.
Back in the 2007, I love my pea coat. Now, I'm seeing a lot of fuck face people wearing them upset the living Jesus out of me.
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by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
Get the Unpausable mug.Oklahoma Higher Learner Access Program (abbrev. OHLAP) is an Oklahoma's Promise scholarship granted for low income parents. Parents with an income of less than $50,000 a year and high school student(s) who worked their ass off earned it. There are specific high school courses that must be taken in order for OHLAP to be rewarded. OHLAP is one of the fastest growing scholarships in Oklahoma. OHLAP pays full tuition towards your college degree. This is a very godly/Chuck Norris scholarship that people take for granted. To date, over 30,000 students enrolled for OHLAP since its inception (source: my high school counselor). The higher your parent’s income, the better your ACT scores have to be in order to achieve…OHLAP (ACT score of a 30 right here BOOYAH! Flawlessly pwned). In order for the effects of this scholarship to remain beneficial, you must maintain a grade point average of an A> (3.60>.) and "promise" to stay away from trouble (i.e. drugs, alcohol, your mom). This scholarship can only be negated by successfully acquiring your bachelor degree or simply "student of failures." On the negative side of the spectrum, if you procrastinated your ass off and haven't procure your bachelor degree within the five years period, then OHLAP's powerful effects will eventually diminish; hence, your balls will be tragically suppress in a hectic manner (which in turn leads to death of purple balls). Absurdly, OHLAP has some dark secrets to deny its existence by your side (which will, in terms, give you a deadly purple nurple). For more history on OHLAP, you must google it. I'm only here to provide this information b/c I have too much time in my hands. Yes, I know; I'm very immature, but I'm hope you're smart enough to tie your own shoes and determine which information is false (i.e. your balls and breast being mutilated).
Vy and I got OHLAP b/c we pwned every AP courses. And mainly, b/c I can bench press 345lbs in high school and pwned the AP Calculus exam with a five. OHLAP is pleased. HOOAH!
by benchmax345 August 25, 2008
Get the OHLAP mug.A rare species of eagles. Ball eagles can appear suddenly at any given time. Ball Eagle exist to attack only men(not women). Ball eagle will purposely attack your balls if you're not careful. Ball Eagle can fly 1745% faster than the maximum speed of an original bald eagle. Ball eagles fly at full speed, without delay or hesitation, directly into your balls.
Josh and I was flying kites one day. Suddenly, a ball eagle flew straight into Josh's balls hence destroying his family jewels.
by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
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