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mid-life crisis

Mid-life crisis (MLC, not to be confused with TLC) is a very common among people ranging from 30-50 years of age. In every aspects of our lives, mid-life crisis finds its voice through every passage of our lives. People with mid-life crisis falsely believed that they are young (from ages 15-25). They drive a Corvette, Mustang, and other sports vehicles. On a daily basis, people with mid-life crisis can be discovered/hunt down on regular college campuses. People with mid-life crisis can be best described by using the term-"middy-life." Middy-lifes have an untrammeled desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness and horniness. The effects of mid-life crisis can lead an individual to evolve into a pedo bear.
If you are 30 years old or older, then you are a mid-life crisis.
by benchmax345 May 10, 2008
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Ben Assfleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.
by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
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NATO

Dude1: Dude, she won't have sex with me.
Powerful Kid: That's because she NATO on everyone.
Dude1: WTF? I've taken U.S. History already.
Powerful Kid: You cock fag! You need to fill er' up with alcohol before you can "operate" on her.
Dude1: Oh...
by BenchMax345 March 29, 2008
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angraffiti

A graffiti artwork that bleeds anger toward a person's eyes. An angraffiti usually express as a form of protest.
Hippies' angraffiti is futile against a conservative nation like the U.S.
by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
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Pea Coat

A trend that is very annoying for the winter of 2009-2010 (and probably will continue for a while). Everywhere you turned to, you will see people wearing these coats. Douchebags are beginning to wear them. When fat people wear them, they look stupid with fail on top of it. Also, there are some cheap pea coats that can be purchased at Old Navy; however, these coats make you look like you're wearing a cheap Halloween costume of fail. Pea Coat, as defined by wikipedia, is an outer coat, generally of a navy-colored heavy wool, originally worn by sailors of European navies. Pea coats are characterized by broad lapels, double-breasted fronts, often large wooden or metal buttons, and vertical or slash pockets.
Back in the 2007, I love my pea coat. Now, I'm seeing a lot of fuck face people wearing them upset the living Jesus out of me.
by BenchMax345 January 17, 2010
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Fuck You

Fuck You is how you say fuck you in America.
Paul: I bench more than you kid.
Kid: Fuck you!
by BenchMax345 March 3, 2008
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Valentineless

Someone who does not have a valentine. They seek hope, but they face a severe beat down. Although this symptom temporary, it may lead to a catastrophic event.
Friend: Who's your valentine?
Me: No one, I'm Valentineless.
Friend: Oh.
by BenchMax345 February 14, 2008
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