Dodgy Math

To violate the law of mathematics. An approach to solve a math problem in an incorrect step. An attempt to convert a number divided by 0 to a numerical value. To express an imaginary number as a real number.

Dude#1: So when you divide x^2 by 2 then...you get x?
Dude#2: How the fuck did you get x?
Dude#1: I divide the power of 2 by 2.
Dude#2: You are pulling some dodgy Math here kiddo. Quit being an R tard and go back to Pre-Algebra.

by BenchMax345 February 19, 2008

Atomic Lotus

This move can only be pulled off by young single mom (ages between 16-23). Atomic Lotus occurs when a single mom decided to let the grand parent (assuming they both are still alive) baby sit the little ones at night. Afterward, when the baby decided to go to sleep, the mother will go out and party or do what she wants.

There's a big party going on tonigh; I'm going to drop an Atomic Lotus tonight.

by BenchMax345 March 07, 2009

Chuck Thermodynamic

This is the proof that violate the second law of thermodynamic. Chuck Thermodynamic can make liquid nitrogen go into an exothermic process at release infinite joules of heat to crush an opponent. Chuck Thermodynamic can only be pulled off by Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris can use ice to increase the temperature of the sun. Theoretically, Chuck Norris is consider "the system" who will give off infinite heat to "the surrounding" which, in this case, is the universe. Eventually, the universe will burn up and our existence will be null.

Chem Student: We don't have gas for the bunsen burner.
Chuck Norris: I will punk the ice to some heat with the power of Chuck Thermodynamic!
Chem Studnet: wtf?
(Chuck Norris cause 1E90 Joules of explosion in the Chemistry lab.)

by BenchMax345 February 15, 2008

pro-crastinating

Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.

David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!

by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008

Cancun

A place where you have OVER 9000 percent chance of having sex or losing your virginity. Cancun is a place where you can be drunk 25/7, not 24/7. It is place where alcohol is available everywhere you turn to. Nobody down in Cancun will ID you. In fact, nobody gives a shit. However, going to the airport with a hangover can be a bitch and a half.

I went to Cancun and a lot happened ;)

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2009

ignorationalation

To form retarded logic with ignorance and "invisible" rational thoughts. The one who resemble this is Hillary Clinton. She was also the founder of retardationalism.

Bitch: 1+1=3
David: Why?
Bitch: Because the "+" counts as a one hence it must be added with the two.
David: Shut up dumb bitch! Quit being ignorationalation towards life.

by BenchMax345 March 16, 2008

Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.

Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.

by BenchMax345 March 05, 2009