Definitions by Ben Wiggins

Wednesday turnip 

This turnip likes to hide in bushes on green painted patios.
Beware of it. Though it can't stay angry at you. Awwwwww, high five!

Deliver us from si---*get's eaten by turnip*

Wednesday turnip by Ben Wiggins October 29, 2006

Spirit of Gay 

A term used to imply something is the pinnacle of crap. See Ori.

Westside pimp: Why that Poeleece man be laying a rap on my hoes! That has got to be the spirit of gay, yo.

Spirit of Gay by Ben Wiggins August 30, 2004

bumsexual

To be homosexual or 'gaylord'.

"Your freaking bumsexual, man."

bumsexual by Ben Wiggins October 28, 2003

granleese 

a freakin' fool with a hairy ass

"fuck off granleese put it away"

granleese by Ben Wiggins October 23, 2003

Ori

Added to the end of other words to show the object's crappiness

"That lesson was Mathori" Derived from 'Maths'

Ori by Ben Wiggins October 21, 2003

S.S.X. 

A descriptive word used when implying that something is ultra impossible or extremely difficult to do.

"Man, that maths question was S.S.X. tricky!"

S.S.X. by Ben Wiggins October 20, 2003

Offski 

To depart or make haste to another place.

"Dude, I think I should offski about now."

Offski by Ben Wiggins October 14, 2003