Ben Jammin's definitions

un-fucking-believable

When someone or something sounds so farfetched that it is beyond belief.

"Did you bang that chick?"
"yeah, It was un-fucking-believable!"

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

Cthulu

A giant fictional creature created by the imagination of horror writer H.P. Lovecraft.

I fell to my knees st the sight of Cthulu.

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

k-shift

Verb-To have a word starting with C and chancink it to K for "cool effect"

Kool, Kute, Kombat, etc.

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

shenk

1.) Verb- To stab someone in the middle region of the body while trying to cover it up.
2.) Noun- A small knife (usually home-made) used for stabbing someone in the stomach area

1.) OH MY GOD!!! I jus got shenked!
2.) I just made my own shenk out of glass and duct tape.

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

apple head

N.- An enourmous head.

move your apple-head! I can't see the board!

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

Carnieville

A nickname for a town in Florida close to Tampa called Gibsonton. Gibsonton is where all of the circus workers that travel the United States live. This includes such famous people as The Lizard Man, The Fat Woman, The Bearded Lady, The Rubber Man, etc.

I drove past Carnieville last night and saw the carnies feeding goats.

by Ben Jammin June 28, 2006

voracious

Adj.-When something is so outraging that it reaches a level that is almost unbelievable.

I cant believe I got laid off! That voracious bitch at the office had it in for me!

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005