Definitions by Ben Frey

Lincolnish 

Possessing the qualities of truthiness, justice, and the Red state American way.

A word commonly used by neocon faux journalist Stephen Colbert to describe himself.

Stephen Colbert is Lincolnish.

Lincolnish by Ben Frey May 25, 2006

celebracy

The curious practice where a celebrity takes a vow of voluntary celibacy. Usually taken by brooding male rock stars like Rivers Cuomo and Morrissey.

I don't know why you'd practice celebracy when you could get any screaming teenage groupie you wanted.

celebracy by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

fear goggles 

What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand.

I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.

fear goggles by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

urinectomy 

To make fun of a friend or, per its literal equivalent, to take the piss out of someone.

"What did you say about my mum?"
"Relax, mate, it's just a urinectomy."

urinectomy by Ben Frey May 10, 2006

Maris 

A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.

Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.

Hey man, glad you could make it to my party! Did you come alone? Where's your Maris this time?

Maris by Ben Frey May 4, 2006

D&D-mo 

Like screamo, a new variety of emo rock music which consists of kids who played Dungeons & Dragons in high school, sing about loserdom and teenage angst, reference 80's movies they were too young to see the first time around, and use at least 15 words in each song title.

D&D-mo bands include Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Nightmare of You, Hawthorne Heights, The Academy Is..., Relient K, and Say Anything.

D&D-mo by Ben Frey May 4, 2006