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popunder

Internet popup ads that appear and automatically minimize. Even more annoying than popups, because you have to open the image and then close it.
I'd been browsing sites for several minutes and hadn't looked at my system tray. When I did, I noticed I had 42 popunders.
by Ben Frey April 5, 2006
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crunkify

To make a party so fun that people will inevitably get crunk.
"This party is lame, man. Who they playin, Neil Diamond?"
"Yo, I got some Lil Jon on my iPod, throw it on the speakers."
"Yeah, we bout to crunkify this crib!"
by Ben Frey November 27, 2005
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serial sevens

1. A psych test measuring cognitive ability where subject counts backward from a random number in increments of seven.
2. Any difficult mental calculation.

Explained in The Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger.
"I can figure out how much we all owe if you just let me see the bill... it isn't serial sevens."
by Ben Frey April 5, 2006
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wrap rage

Injuring oneself by using a sharp object to try to open hard-to-open plastic packaging like the kind they sell cheap consumer electronics or household items in. Growing phenomenon described in the Pittsburgh Gazette and popularized by Stephen Colbert.
Ironically, he got so caught up in wrap rage that he almost sliced off his finger using a screwdriver to open the package containing an X-acto knife.
by Ben Frey March 29, 2006
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marble ceiling

Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government. Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.

Coined by incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.
by Ben Frey January 5, 2007
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briefcake

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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transposer

A guy with tendencies toward wearing feminine clothes and/or makeup, but stopping short of a full-fledged transvestite or transexual. E.g. sporting guyliner, lipstick, excessive jewelry, female hairdos, and wearing overly tight shirts and women's black jeans. Usually this is just done for attention, rather than to signify sexual preference. Most common among rock singers.
Pete Wentz, Brandon Flowers, and the "Leave Britney Alone" guy are transposers.
by Ben Frey November 5, 2007
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