Definitions by Ben Frey
Lincolnish
Possessing the qualities of truthiness, justice, and the Red state American way.
A word commonly used by neocon faux journalist Stephen Colbert to describe himself.
A word commonly used by neocon faux journalist Stephen Colbert to describe himself.
Stephen Colbert is Lincolnish.
Lincolnish by Ben Frey May 25, 2006
celebracy
The curious practice where a celebrity takes a vow of voluntary celibacy. Usually taken by brooding male rock stars like Rivers Cuomo and Morrissey.
I don't know why you'd practice celebracy when you could get any screaming teenage groupie you wanted.
fear goggles
I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.
fear goggles by Ben Frey May 17, 2006
urinectomy
urinectomy by Ben Frey May 10, 2006
Maris
A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.
Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.
Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.
D&D-mo
Like screamo, a new variety of emo rock music which consists of kids who played Dungeons & Dragons in high school, sing about loserdom and teenage angst, reference 80's movies they were too young to see the first time around, and use at least 15 words in each song title.
D&D-mo bands include Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Nightmare of You, Hawthorne Heights, The Academy Is..., Relient K, and Say Anything.