A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.
A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 20, 2006
Get the wank holiday mug.oh sod it, i'm, leaving off an extra ha, but you get the message, it's a manic laugh, said the evil genius.
by ben dover of the yard July 06, 2004
Get the buahahahahahaha mug.Remark frequently made by a watt in an internet conference to try and portray himself as one wild and crazy guy, whilst making 'jokes'about hitting women and dead Chinese people. What he really portrays himself as is a twat. Yes a twat.
Wibble!!!!! said the watt who also used lots of exclamation marks to try and show how wacky he was, but instead just made a bigger prick of himself than usual.
by Ben Dover of the Yard November 13, 2004
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Smirking Chimp : "the war on terr'r will never be over..."
Journalist : "What the fuck are you talking about, it's 'terror' learn to speak English you illiterate buffon"
Smirking Chimp : "the war on terr'r will never be over..."
Journalist : "What the fuck are you talking about, it's 'terror' learn to speak English you illiterate buffon"
by Ben Dover of the Yard August 31, 2004
Get the terr'r mug.A drake-brockman is an absurd belief that goes against all rational evidence, because it reinforces one's bigoted view of a race or particular group of people. Usually, a drake-brockman is the result of deliberately misrepresenting a source to make them fit your world view.
Cherry the elderly papergirl believed the drake-brockman that asylum seekers are given £300 a week and a pat on the head by the Government, after someone told her this in a post office queue one day.
the de sica believed the drake-brockman that 'many asylum seekers are guilty of serious crimes in their own country' despite the fact that when she was repeatedly asked for evidence she failed to provide any.
the de sica believed the drake-brockman that 'many asylum seekers are guilty of serious crimes in their own country' despite the fact that when she was repeatedly asked for evidence she failed to provide any.
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 26, 2004
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When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.
When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.
by Ben Dover of the Yard September 04, 2004
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The day before this definition was posted, it emerged a london police officer who deliberately drove his car at an innocent member of the public inflicting serious injuries, was only fined 17 days pay, kept his job, and faced no criminal charges. This is typical.
The day before this definition was posted, it emerged a london police officer who deliberately drove his car at an innocent member of the public inflicting serious injuries, was only fined 17 days pay, kept his job, and faced no criminal charges. This is typical.
'is anyone watching sarge? I fancy bit of police brutality with this passing nigger'
'go on my son, give him one in the nuts from me'
'go on my son, give him one in the nuts from me'
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 16, 2004
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