Ben Dover Of The Yard's definitions
a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.
everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.
by ben dover of the yard August 5, 2004
Get the Nottinghammug. the metroplitan police
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 20, 2004
Get the fascist bullyboysmug. atmosphere-less drinking holes in the uk, characterised by artificial ye olde oake beams, plastic leprachauns, etc etc. I mean, what the hell does, say, cenral cardiff have to with the australian outback? fuck all, that's what. the worst ones are the oirish pubs.
i fancied a pint with my mates, but then one of the twats wanted to go to the "blarneystone n' firkin" so I decided not to bother
by ben dover of the yard July 7, 2004
Get the theme pubsmug. vb. Medical.
When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.
When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.
by Ben Dover of the Yard September 4, 2004
Get the taking the pissmug. What happens to black people after they've been arrested by the metropolitan police but even when an inquest records a verdict of unlawful killing, no policemen are ever convicted (because criminal charges are assesed based on evidence gathered by, you've guessed it...the police!)
'sarge, I just beat a nigger to death in the cells. But he had it coming, he was giving me lip. Or he would have done if I hadn't hit him first, you know what they are like'
'don't worry son, I'll have to gather the evidence myself and of course i won't find any *wink wink* and of course there were no witnesses in this busy police station were there'
'don't worry son, I'll have to gather the evidence myself and of course i won't find any *wink wink* and of course there were no witnesses in this busy police station were there'
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 23, 2004
Get the Death in custodymug. Driving While Black.
The metropolitan police and other UK police forces will often try to arrest any black motorists, especially those driving expensive cars, for no good reason other than the colour of the driver's skin.
A motorist in Birmingam (England, not Alabama, but the attitudes are the same) was stopped for DWB ***35*** times in a year, and not once did he have as much as a faulty brake light. He did not break any speed limits and his car was in perfect order.
This is yet another example of the police being institutionally racist but nothing is ever done about it.
The metropolitan police and other UK police forces will often try to arrest any black motorists, especially those driving expensive cars, for no good reason other than the colour of the driver's skin.
A motorist in Birmingam (England, not Alabama, but the attitudes are the same) was stopped for DWB ***35*** times in a year, and not once did he have as much as a faulty brake light. He did not break any speed limits and his car was in perfect order.
This is yet another example of the police being institutionally racist but nothing is ever done about it.
'Look sarge there's a nigger driving a sports car, I bet he stole it, thieving bastards the lot of them. And the bastard has got a white women in the passenger seat it ain't right is it'
'You know what to do son, pull him over for 'driving erratically' and plant some drugs in the glove compartment'
'You know what to do son, pull him over for 'driving erratically' and plant some drugs in the glove compartment'
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 25, 2004
Get the DWBmug. oh sod it, i'm, leaving off an extra ha, but you get the message, it's a manic laugh, said the evil genius.
by ben dover of the yard July 6, 2004
Get the buahahahahahahamug.