by Ben Dover November 12, 2004
A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin
guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)
by ben dover June 04, 2004
by ben dover July 11, 2003
When you put you breasts up against the window at a boys bar mitzvah and loudly sing "to the windows,to the walls!"
by Ben Dover May 11, 2014
by ben dover October 17, 2004
"butt mess" - need i say more?
by Ben Dover November 07, 2003
by Ben Dover June 29, 2004